Things that people say are amazing but are actually shit

[Horehound]

I'll start:
The food at IKEA. Especially the over hyped meatballs!
Cheap crap!

Yes cupcakes with a tiny bit of unimpressive, dry cake and a mountain of pure sugar on top covered in decorations and glitter spray. Usually presented on a pretentious cake stand and cost £4. I actually physically can't eat that much icing, it makes my mouth start to feel weird and achy.

Fairy cakes used to have a thin layer of icing or a bit of buttercream and were mostly cake

Not a huge fan of cupcakes or those gourmet donuts- three quid for a dry, fake-tasting calorie bomb. The ones four for a £1 in Tesco much nicer.

Wine.

Disgusting.

Robbie fucking Williams. Can't bear him or his shite music.

Most cheesecakes (except mine, which is amazing)
Fleabag (I really tried but had to give up)
Hot tubs, absolutely = Sex Ponds
Mrs Brown's boys - can't stand it
Football
Clubbing
Dublin

And how can I forget - Centre Parcs - bloody bloody awful place which you mega bucks for. The whole experience is just awful - the human soup called the pool. The eateries. The extra expenses for any activity. Urgh.

I totally agree on the centre parcs thing. It was dirty and boring. We always laugh at the adverts showing the ‘forest walks’.

@horehound, I said it was shit, but I didn't say I didn't watch every episode. It's terrible, but somehow very more-ish... ;)

Haha. Yeh it was a bit cheesy. Lady Mary was a biatch too

I've never been to center parks and I doubt I ever will. Looks like hell!

Cupcakes are rank. Give me a fairy cake any day.

All my dislikes are already stated already so i wont repeat them

Dominoes pizzas
Fleabag
Tiger King
HD brows
Sushi

Escape rooms

Killing Eve
Star Wars
The Killers
Lewis Capaldi
Brighton
Banksy - ugh. Juvenile, obvious, pathetic. Argh!
Strictly Come Dancing
Grayson Perry - creepy twat

Oh yes, Fleabag and Tiger King!

"Preferred prounouns" - piss off!

Pronouns even

Avocado
Towie,big brother, love island
Velour anything,
50 shades of shite

I love avocados but don’t ‘get’ reality tv.
I have Velcro (evil stuff) and coat hangers.

All the people saying Glastonbury have clearly never been!!

@AngeloMysterioso

All the people saying Glastonbury have clearly never been!!

Or live near the site. Not having between 15 -30 helicopters going over my house every 2 hours (from 10 am until 1am every day during the festival weekend), this year is something I'm looking forward to.

I haven’t been to Glastonbury and I know I would hate everything about it.

@Zhuleva lol at tiger king, I watched one episode and was baffled at its popularity

Brexit

All the people saying Glastonbury have clearly never been!!

That's like saying anyone who claims that eating shit is gross has obviously never eaten it.