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Dementors Begone!

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ThatLibraryMiss · 06/05/2020 20:42

Take your shaming and your doom and gloom somewhere else.

Dementors Begone!
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Alsohuman · 09/05/2020 11:31

Because it's fairly clear that issues such as social isolation and mental ill-health don't matter to them

I reported a post that basically told someone her mental health isn’t important. Sadly, she’d probably read it before it was deleted. I was also told off last night by someone who hopes I get the virus because I argued with her made up rules. I really wonder if there’s another virus doing the rounds that makes people completely deranged.

TinRoofRusty · 09/05/2020 11:33

One of the nice things about the pub is that it's a low-pressure way to be around other people.

Now you know the Dementors of today are the teetotal, vegan, 8st. at 5ft.,8in, 'ALL smokers/vapers, fat people, people who don't eat 'clean, and users of cannabis will DIE gruesome deaths and should not be given NHS treatment' MNers of yesterday. They would not be in a pub except a gastro one with at least one Michelin star, where they were having a poncy meal quaffing sparkling water (because people who so much as sniff alcohol after becoming parents should have social services involvement) outside in the garden on a sunny day until a smoker lit up and literally, of course, blew smoke into their children's faces so they had to leave after telling the smoker what a murderer they are and demanding a full refund, naturally.

heroku · 09/05/2020 11:33

Well one good thing about the dementors is that once pubs and restaurants open again we'll be less likely to have to fight for a table as the dementors will all still be in Azkaban with their milton tweeting about body bags.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 09/05/2020 11:34

Do Boden do body bags?

Not sure but my sister is making them. It's interesting though that the order they had from the contracting company has now been revised down.

Waxonwaxoff0 · 09/05/2020 11:35

@LivinLaVidaLoki somebody commented that they will be travelling when it is safe to do so and perhaps vulnerable people should continue to shield. The immediate reply was "so vulnerable people should just stay at home for the rest of the year because YOU want to travel?"

I mean, you could argue the flip side of that. Why should the rest of us put our lives on hold for months/years to protect people that we don't even know?

AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter · 09/05/2020 11:36

1.Literally sobbing and shaking (has to be my fave because its so utterly OTT)

  1. stay the fck at home
  1. If schools go back children should bring their own body bags
  1. The only thing that’ll change when lockdown is lifted is they’ll have space for you in ICU
  1. Worst death toll in europe
  1. Its really worrying you're so desperate to get rid of your kids
  1. Things will NEVER be normal ever again
  1. If you want to go outside then you should pick one of your relatives to DIE
  1. Wont go to school/work until a vaccine is found
  1. Anne frank

So many delicious other ones but these are my top ten

Bollss · 09/05/2020 11:39

My favourite, thought it can't be included for bingo because I have only seen it once was the one I mentioned yesterday.

What are we going to do when the polar ice caps melt and disease is unleashed??

I mean talk about catastrophising! Grin

Orangeblossom78 · 09/05/2020 11:39

People seem a lot angrier and overwrought today

Maybe could be as there is the announcement tomorrow. More freedom= more angst and uncertainty driving the dementing possibly.

A few days ago it seemed to have improved on here, I thought the virus area seemed a bit more reasonable anyway but it has gone downhill again in general

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 09/05/2020 11:39

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AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter · 09/05/2020 11:40

What are we going to do when the polar ice caps melt and disease is unleashed

Did they ever explain why they think covid is breeding in the ice caps?! lmfao

Orangeblossom78 · 09/05/2020 11:41

when the polar ice caps melt and disease is unleashed??

how bizarre. Why is the virus in the ice caps? Pollution? Confused

Are they getting mixed up with climate change and the virus?

Bollss · 09/05/2020 11:42

No no explanation was given unfortunately Grin I think I would have quite enjoyed hearing it.

ThatLibraryMiss · 09/05/2020 11:43

@LivinLaVidaLoki
ThatLibraryMiss only 10

Unless you're volunteering to process it...? I may have created a monster. Grin

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attackedbycritters · 09/05/2020 11:44

Why should you put your life on hold to protect people you don't even know?

Well first that's a tad dramatic isn't it? Some aspects of your life may be on hold but most people are finding ways to make the best of a bad job

Did you know the midwife who delivered your baby before you had it?
Do you know the farmer who grew the lamb or chicken that will be your Sunday dinner?
What about the lorry driver that took the spare parts to the zoo/theme park/cafe that you want to get back to

You don't know the people who you depend on for your way of life.
Act stupid now, and you may find you have effectively killed your way of life through your careless selfish attitude
Now I guess you think I am demented because you don't want to hear the truth. I think you are demented for being so scared that you have to lie to yourself.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 09/05/2020 11:44
  1. Try telling that to those who have lost loved ones then because I'm sick to (non covid) death of being told by someone who's not gone through it telling me what I should be thinking.

2)People’s lives are more important than the economy/their jobs

3)If everyone did … we’d have bodies in the streets

4)Literally sobbing and shaking

5)Should I report [acceptable behaviour]?

6)[Specific perfectly safe activity] is NOT OK/is against THE RULES ffs

7)Ageism disguised as concern (Old people are shopping etc)

8)Increased traffic/passersby/shoppers/lockdown being ignored

9)People will die

10)Post-lockdown second wave/easing lockdown would be murder

choli · 09/05/2020 11:44

I can't do the food shop because we have a baby.
Translation I won't do shopping but resent my husband leaving the house.

everythingisginandroses · 09/05/2020 11:47

@Orangeblossom78 - I suspect the MH of a large number of posters is pretty poor. Some acknowledge this, but I read it into a lot of posts - I may well be wrong, as ever. Rolling new and social media make things a lot worse: people aren't forced to give themselves a break, so they just obsess constantly. Some of the posts on here from people convinced they will die are just incredibly sad.

@TinRoofRusty - yes, some people just don't understand low-pressure sociability. Everything has to be Productive or Meaningful.

Orangeblossom78 · 09/05/2020 11:48

Now I guess you think I am demented because you don't want to hear the truth. I think you are demented for being so scared that you have to lie to yourself

Is this a comment by someone to explain the dementing? Oh thanks for clarifying, that explains it all Smile

I'm so glad to know 'the truth'

Mascotte · 09/05/2020 11:48

I'm finding it too hard to pick so am agreeing with @AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter as those are all SO DRAMATIC

Nighttimefreedom · 09/05/2020 11:49

This thread is making me feel so much better! I honestly thought I was going mad reading some of the stuff on here.
I posted on a thread early doors about it being sad for children giving up school and their social lives ... well I'm sure you can imagine the responses. Some posters agreed it was sad, but most were just calling us stupid, selfish, and all the rest.

I still feel so unbelievably sorry for children in all of this and am not surprised that some posters are reporting being seriously worried about their children's mental wellbeing.

Orangeblossom78 · 09/05/2020 11:50

everythingisginandroses it's interesting, I go on an app called Elefriends which is from Mind, where people with depression etc and other MH help and support each other, it is like a breath of fresh air compared to MN and these are people with diagnosed MH problems...seem to have much more self awareness and kindness

Toomanycats99 · 09/05/2020 11:50

@Orangeblossom78

There was someone (not sure if scientist) o news recently saying that potentially uber the ice caps were lots of dormant extinct germs from centuries ago and if they melted these would be out in the open and we would have no immunity to them.

Nighttimefreedom · 09/05/2020 11:51

Oh and schools threads too.... they can't open and maintain social distancing, so no discussion allowed at all about what the potential reasonable solutions could be? Oh no, that's implying teachers are lazy - no it's not! Its asking what schools are going to do as part of the solution.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 09/05/2020 11:51

What about the lorry driver that took the spare parts to the zoo/theme park/cafe that you want to get back to

No but I do know the assistant zoo keeper that hasn't been allowed to see "her" animals as it's only the qualified keepers going in. Her MH is not good and her job was one of the things that helped, so the sooner the zoo is open the better. I've had to organise a funeral for my mum because of covid, I don't want to have to do the same for my daughter because of lockdown thank you very much.

AlexisCarringtonColbyDexter · 09/05/2020 11:52

No no explanation was given unfortunately grin I think I would have quite enjoyed hearing it

It would make a blockbuster film screenplay! I can see it now- Bruce Willis as a retired, alcoholic polar explorer with personal problems asked by the government to come out of retirement to save the world. His estranged ex wife, angelina jolie, just happens to be an epidemiologist specialising in glacier movements who has to join forces with him to save the world and at the same time, save their relationship!

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