Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...

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You need help
Urgently

Reported.

Does corona cause psychosis?

Ha how much wine did you panic buy?!

Do you have a cough and/or a temperature? This disease can cause severe confusion.

Maybe it's similar conditon to Stockholm syndrome 🤔

i thought i was the only one... i think it’s the pregnancy hormones making me crazy though because there doesn’t seem to be anyone i don’t fancy these days 🙈

Reported... but Trump is looking strangely attractive.

Do you have a fever? Headache? Are you hallucinating?

I hope that's not catching. Ugh the thought of him

You need help. He's been an absolute shambles so far, he looks completely out of his depth. And like he's just rolled out of bed.

He turns my stomach

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I've heard losing your taste is a symptom.

You need to self isolate for 14 days OP, DO NOT TURN ON THE TV. It should clear up after that

u arnt alone

you are definitely ill-and should self isolate immediately....

I would prescribe the Marina Hyde article in the guardian yesterday ...

Fancying Boris Johnson is a symptom. Best get thee tested

Eek! Just calm down and imagine him naked. That will cure you

I thought it was just me!

This thread has brightened up my day!

I’m definitely delirious with fever..... BoJo and Nicola Sturgeon have definitely won me over.

Agreed!

And as for Rishi...!!!