Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...

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I had a VERY disturbing Boris Johnson related dream last night. I can only assume that I'm getting cabin fever and losing my tiny mind because he honestly repulses me under normal circumstances.

Does corona cause psychosis?

I have psychosis and I still don't fancy BoJo. So it's not that.

I’ve also quite fancy him I’m not proud of it and have no idea why - I usually have good taste in men I promise

There is something about him that is attractive.
😲 Can't believe I just said that!

Horsemad I think you need a nice lie down in a quiet room

He might've been a looker in his younger days .......(or not)

I like watching him because he makes me think of the Muppets. How can you find Muppets sexy? Weirdo.

Haha @DramaAlpaca, I think this lockdown has gone to my head! 😆😆😆

I've started to look forward to seeing him every day

Cabin fever has obviously hit some of you very hard.
He has very unattractive, doughy hands that I would not want touching my body!

Also very slightly here.. but I think I'm near ovulation which makes me fancy anything..(Even finding the voice of Captain Barnacles from Octonauts sexy )

Another vote for Stockholm syndrome. I've said it on other threads too: funny how he's usually a total pariah on MN, and now suddenly he's God, with MNetters hanging on his every word. "Can't those selfish arseholes do what Boris says?"

Apparently he has bad bo

Oh god no, however rishi sunak

But Rishi looks like a character from one of Nick Park's animations - definitely a resemblance to Wallace.

I think he is very unattractive. Puffy face and piggy eyes. Don't get me started on his hair. Not only does it always look like it needs combing it also looks like he cuts himself (badly).

Even if we were attractive his mumbling, stuttering, and dithering would make me want to kill him

Thank you OP

I'm so glad you said it op. I have developed quite the crush. I'm blaming Stockholm syndrome.

In the current government, if you had to Fuck, Marry or (not Kill too harsh) Punch, who would you choose?

Punch - Priti Patel
Marry - Rishi Sunak
F* - see my previous comment I’m ashamed to write it down

Thank God it’s not just me. Caught myself watching him yesterday and thinking hmm, he’s not all that bad is he? There wasn’t even wine involved. I need to find a hobby and fast.
Michael Portillo on the other hand............

Boris does have a very nice voice. ( I've always liked well-spoken men). My children are doing the Joe Wicks workout. Joe is good-looking, but I don't like his voice so couldn't possibly find him attractive.

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Who was it who said he might have been cure when younger? Oh dear...

Cute, that is

I find Chris Whitty really creepy, like a malevolent robot, his voice is like a sedative
I'd ping Rishi all around the bedroom cor

Urgh