Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...

[Dickorydockwhatthe]

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He looks like toad in toad hall wearing a wig

He's becoming the highlight of my day 😳

What is it you like about him @Dickorydockwhatthe??

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This has brightened my day up too thank you for this! 😃 Agree though that he does look as if he has just fell out of bed! I am Scottish and normally can't stand Nicola Sturgeon but I found myself applauding her the other night she is coming across well through all this.

He is cute.

Fuck knows I need urgent help!! 😳

Boris > Trump a hundred times over but Rishi is the one!!

My god if by day 10 I start to fancy Piers Morgan I don't think my chances of surviving this are good!! Rashi ain't bad 😏

cute!

I’m sorry Dickory, I just don’t believe you

Boris has always been attractive from way back when he was the Mayor of London

My mum fancies him, can’t ring her when the press conference is on!

Lol

He looks like toad in toad hall wearing a wig

Thank you so much for making me smile! I needed that!

He is vile. How has he fathered so many children?!

My God. Is it the cocaine-laced drinking water? Or are you all at the crack pipe?

He’s got a sexy voice but then I also find lord tumbles voice sexy.

Oh dear, that made me feel just a little nauseous.

Without wanting to go all Nethuns ‘You ok hun?’ :)

Strange times indeed if the bumbling buffoon has become attractive to normal human women - perhaps you are unwell? Or we are indeed living in an alternate universe, surely the only rational explanation!?

Oh god no, however rishi sunak... 😏😏

Everybody has been worrying about mental health problems getting worse. I did not realise it had got this serious

You must be seriously ill my friend call a medic

@AnotherMurkyDay haha

@EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall

Thank you I needed that today. You're right the resemblance is uncanny!

Looking lost and tired suits him

Cure yourself of this affliction by imagining him stripping, struggling to gracefully remove his trousers, and possibly slinging his shirt across the room where it lands damply in a heap. His red sweaty face bearing down on you. I bet he wears briefs instead of boxers too. That ride up on one side so he permanently has one arse cheek hanging out.

Any better?