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Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...

102 replies

Dickorydockwhatthe · 22/03/2020 18:58

😱😱😱

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LoisWilkersonslastnerve · 22/03/2020 21:51

You'll have to be shot I'm afraid.

Holothane · 22/03/2020 21:51

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮he looks like ex husband the hair colour.

Kingcole · 22/03/2020 21:52

stripping, struggling to gracefully remove his trousers, and possibly slinging his shirt across the room where it lands damply in a heap. His red sweaty face bearing down on you. I bet he wears briefs instead of boxers too. That ride up on one side so he permanently has one arse cheek hanging out.

That ain't helping. You mean like a blond Hugh Grant - swoon.

Brightermornings · 22/03/2020 21:52

This guy??

Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...
AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 22/03/2020 21:54

kingcole noooo Hugh doesn't sweat! He perspires elegantly! You cannot compare Hugh and Boris Angry

Itsmybirthdaytoday20 · 22/03/2020 21:55

No no no

AdoraBell · 22/03/2020 21:59

You’re a lost cause OP, sorry. There really is one cureI’m afraid.

Kingcole · 22/03/2020 22:01

@Brightermornings

Ha dark suits and flags seem to help Boris for sure.Grin

playthestation · 22/03/2020 22:32

I find his voice very soothing, despite the fact he is usually talking shite

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 22/03/2020 22:46

It's misattribution of arousal - a similar situation to the shaky bridge experiment in which arousal due to fear is mistaken for sexual arousal.

ShrimpSymphony · 22/03/2020 22:48

Really?! Confused

Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...
Dickorydockwhatthe · 22/03/2020 23:04

Maybe it is the dark suit and flags 🤔😳

Fuck me I'm starting to fancy Boris it's only been day 3...
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Handbag101 · 23/03/2020 06:32

So funny. I think this thread has cheered up loads of people but OP now you say it.... will have to take another proper look at the press conference later 🤔

bulletjournalbilly · 23/03/2020 06:33

🤣

welliesarefuntowear · 23/03/2020 06:45

. Pull yourself together woman.

thatgingergirl · 23/03/2020 08:45

I feel maternal toward him - keep thinking how little he must have slept over the last week or so! I'm not (quite) old enough to be his mother, so perhaps it's a "big sis" feeling. (But I'm not one of those, so can't be sure!). Also feeling the same way toward Chris Whitty.

JigsawsAreInPieces · 23/03/2020 09:06

I'm glad other people secretly quite like him too Blush

MrsT1405 · 23/03/2020 09:28

Either way hands off Nick Hancock, he's mine.

Standrewsschool · 23/03/2020 09:34

Ring 111!

Dickorydockwhatthe · 23/03/2020 09:42

MrsT1405 now you mention it found myself googling him to see if he was married 🥺. This virus is obviously alot more serious then we first thought!! I don't even vote Conservative 😣

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Dickorydockwhatthe · 23/03/2020 09:42
  • Nick Hancock
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PrincessHoneysuckle · 23/03/2020 09:43

Rishi maybe at a push but boris nooooooo

Dickorydockwhatthe · 23/03/2020 09:43

Jigsaw it's obviously spreading 😬

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JigsawsAreInPieces · 23/03/2020 10:08

😬

whoami24 · 23/03/2020 10:13

These press conferences are becoming highlight off the day. I'm disappointed if Chris Whitty is not there, find his voice very soothing