The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

OK as the last cafe in operation I'm have the usual coffee and tea and I'd like to introduce you to a little known breakfast that normally only appears in Yorkshire where it is dwindling.

Yorkshire puddings dipped in a little golden syrup.

I'd like to try one, please? Perhaps with a cup of milky tea.

Ooh yes please

OK we are going for the full on original, so ne large YP, you tear off a piece and dip in syrup, then eat.

Oh my goodness that sounds A M A Z I N G. If there is any gingery orange juice left please could I have a glass of that too?

I will of course take a pud... and the accompanying yorkshire tea if you've got one ☕️

One OJ with ginger and a pot of Yorkshire tea

IRL it is good, I have no idea why it isn't more widely known

I need to try one of those please with a big cup of tea if that's ok Sashh? Thank you

That's fine, It's quiet today but maybe that is the weekend

My grandma, not at all northern, used to make me Yorkshire pudding with golden syrup so can I please join in?

With strong but also milky coffee please.

Feck! Are you closing? Can you stay open for takeaways? I'll stand outside keeping a safe but solidatory distance from your other customers! I missed the Yorkshire Pudding dipped in syrup this morning as I was watching otters on the local river......but I could put a few away tomorrow!

I have a feeling I will be here tonight wanting coffee to get through the night. Baby was up at 5 after feeding on and off from 1... barely napped today, went for a walk sat in garden... and now currently refusing to be put down asleep so I'm not going to get dinner 😢. I really feel he didn't enjoy the 4 month sleep regression that he's upping it now.

Bright-side we are all home now so I can sleep in the day?

Morning all.

Tea and coffee already made, by special request there is sticky toffee pudding.

Proper

I'm allowed to stay open because virtual covid 19 isn't dangerous.1

I've installed a couple of bassinets that auto rock, it might not work, but it might give the night bf mums a break.

Just a large mug of tea today please Sashh. Drank a lot of beer at home last night (rarely drink usually) and not feeling too clever this morning.....own fault.....self inflicted!

Morning. Judging by all the threads on mn it seems that many people think Covid is virtual!
Anyway, glad you are not shut. Black coffee please, in a takeaway cup, as I'm going to walk the dog before the crowds! It was ridiculously busy yesterday! Is the sticky toffee pudding transportable.

Actually Sashh, could I have some plain toast as well please....? (No more beers for me 🙈)

I'd love a strong black coffee and is it wrong to ask for a big fat slice of cake in these strange times?

Tea coffee, cake and toast all ready, enjoy them people.

Delicious tea thanks so much sashh. Had to pop in as cuppa I was given at home was made with very dodgy milk

I have a good suply of various milks, there are no shortages in the cafe.

Morning sashh. That was a lovely sausage sandwich the other day. Could I have a coffee with some hazelnut milk in if you’ve got it. And maybe some chocolate cake to go with it.

Chocolate, coffee with hazelnut milk coming up.

Oooh could I please have potato cakes with lashings of real butter, a builder's brew (no sugar) and some custard creams?

No custard creams, sorry, only home made biscuits, will they do?

Thank you, ‘twas delicious.