The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

Wow @moolady1977 forget the tea do you want a brandy?

@sashh I'd love one might put me in a better mood ,that's now two DC that when this is over need to see the dentist as his ds was in the middle of treatment but they cancelled it

See you all tomorrow, help yourselves in the meantime.

moolady

Can I have cheese on toast and a Bloody Mary please? BastardCat has [clears throat], already eaten so I will keep him away from the cat garden section - for all our sakes. His Hannibal Lector mask is a fashion accessory / CV protection - not because he's a ravening, blood thirsty beast.

Baby has woken up full of beans - let's play mummy! So a mahousive cup of tea and a big pile of biscuits are about to be demolished. Thank goodness @sashh never locks the cafe door...

@MrsCatE has cat already eaten because you fed him or because he's depleting the local wildlife? My cats currently have slow worms on the daily menu!

Bacon, eggs, hash browns and sausages are cooking, plus bored if you want a chat

Be careful with those eggs @thepidgeonsarecoming! 😂 How are you today?

@queenofpi I’m doing ok, you? I’m awake at stupid o’clock so obviously I have issues 😂

@Queenofpi seriously I’m ok, my issues are very minor and I’m happy cooking people burnt eggs 😂

I'm alright, just in despair at the refusal of the devil child my darling daughter to sleep. I used to love weekend lie-ins.

Issues are issues, minor or no. And burnt eggs are acceptable when served with a smile! 😂

Would burnt eggs cheer you up 😂

Ok cross posted, I’ve actually improved and my eggs are only mildly overdone now :)

Egg-cellent, I'll have some then please. Along with some toast fingers to occupy the little monster.

Morning all. Sorry for the late start, glad you have all helped yourselves.@Queenofpi do you want me to take devil child for a bit?

Hello

A very strong coffee please
Dreading entering our kitchen
Ds will of been making more snacks

The trail of mess will run right through the flat

Good morning!
Relaxing Sunday morning milky coffee for me please, before I get going to face today's jobs....

Morning all I'd love a decaf tea please and any food that's going ,I'm really hungry this morning, was awake at 6.30 been texting the youngest ds again he actually texted me to ask if it was am or pm bless him ,I had a shuftie through FB and noticed today that a lot of my friends little ones are really starting to feel it now in lockdown I know my dgc are they keep asking when they can come to sleep over again ,sorry I'm rambling on this morning I'll go sit in the garden and stroke any furries that come in

@sashh good morning! Baby is no longer devil child as she allowed me to sleep for an hour or so more before I had to face the day.

@moolady bless your son, that's how I feel! About what time it is, what day of the week, what my name is... 😂

Morning everyone, a large cup of tea for me and a full english breakfast please with lashings of buttery toast.

My cat Ro-Ro, has come in too. He is super friendly and has to say hello to everyone. So sorry if he brushes up against you. He is a huge black cat who looks like a teddy bear . He is is very loving. He is loving all the cuddles and fuss. I did find him in the cat garden here yesterday thanks @sashh. Lying in the sunshine, full of dreamies. If he eats too many more I will have to roll him home!

Morning all!
I’ll have a cup of tea please (with a shot vodka on the side). It’s been one of ‘those’ mornings already.
Your cat sounds adorable @Dancingtomusic. What’s his name?