The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

How about a chamomile tea then?

That would be nice hands over the stolen keys

I think I’ll have one too and sleep for me too😴

Goodnight @doihave x

wipes down and disinfects for the morning

I just want a cup of tea and someone to dry my tears, been inside with a newborn for 3 months now plus I was stuck on the sofa for the last two months of pregnancy. Feel like I'm going genuinely a little crazy.

Cup of tea coming uo

Up

Thanks

Morning all, I see I can retire soon.

I'm here now, but carry on with the food and drinks I'm making a big pan of nasi goreng.

@Loveis Yu think you are going crazy, I'm running a virtual cafe and people are thanking me for virtual food, they are even doing virtual washing up. You will fit right in.

Shall I take the baby for a few minutes? I have a stash of virtual nappies and sleep suits so I'll be handing back a clean baby in fresh clothes.

Morning all, just trying to work out what day of the week it is ?!

Plops a large pot of nasi goren on the table.

Good morning! I’ve made it in time today please may I have a vanilla latte and a cinnamon bun if there’s any going? I promise I’ll wash up after myself! I need sugar, annoying ‘d’h kept me awake with his snoring.

@whatever45 I think it's Wednesday, not 100% about that. It's like being in the twilight zone being in lockdown.

Oooh nasi goreng, sashh you do it so well. Need tea so off to bricks and mortar kitchen!

Yes Wednesday just checked

@sashh thank you so much! Little one is still asleep, I can’t believe it! If only I had a cinnamon bun in real life!
So being new to the cafe, do we have a little general chit chat too?

@Pink

That's entirely up to you, some people stay for hours, others grab a coffee and disappear.

Morning all!

I slightly know how you feel @PinkDaydreams. I've been sick since before Christmas and spent pretty much the whole month of February at home, off work, off college and in bed/on the sofa and was just starting to feel human again when all this happened. Nowhere near as bad as you of course, but I can sympathise.
A cuppa and a bowl of fruit if it's going please? Isolation diet needs a bit of an overhaul 🙈

@Sunshineeeee I am the person denying the gravy, you are the person being denied the gravy. Well not you personally, I would happily share my gravy with you.

Well been up doing stuff since 6 so can I have a mug of decaf tea and something very sweet please to keep me going while I dodge a cat that is on heat and try to keep her inside ,she is definitely getting chopped when this is all over

One decaf tea on its way

Thanks @sashh! Are you getting much more IRL sleep?

Ok Wednesday, ok so we got this far ok yes? Someone at work always says happy hump day on Wednesday’s 🤷‍♀️. Anyway back to the food - all this talk of gravy is making me fancy Yorkshire puddings , any chance sashh ?