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The cafe is still open...

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sashh · 16/03/2020 03:50

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

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sashh · 06/04/2020 04:15

Nothing huge, just achy and awake.

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Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 04:16

Aww sashh I’m familiar with the kitchen, herbal tea for the aches?

sashh · 06/04/2020 04:21

Yes please, camomile for the aches.

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Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 04:23

Wait, I know there’s some around here...(knocks some stuff over) yep this is it! Camomile tea is served!!

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 04:24

As long as I’m not asked to cook anything complex 😂

Frownette · 06/04/2020 05:21

Morning all!

Pidge I'll have a potato dosa and filter coffee please!

Hope chamomile works

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:24

Shit a potato what??

Have a filter coffee and...eggs I can cook eggs!

Frownette · 06/04/2020 05:30

Ok, poached egg please?

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:32

@frownette one fried egg slightly overdone coming up ;)

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:34

Here you go a bit burnt but definitely cooked @frownette!

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:35

@sashh is so lucky to have me here 😂

Frownette · 06/04/2020 05:35

Lovely!

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:39

Very kind Frownette 😂

Thepigeonsarecoming · 06/04/2020 05:47

‘Wipes down all surfaces’. ‘leaves a batch of brownies for people in apologies for being a shit cook’

sashh · 06/04/2020 05:52

Thanks @Thepigeon

OK I'm firing up the plancha now

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whatever45 · 06/04/2020 06:35

Morning all, cafe feels cosy this morning, can't decide what I fancy.

Bluewater1 · 06/04/2020 06:35

Morning everyone Smile

ProperVexed · 06/04/2020 06:53

Morning. Coffee please. Lots of it. Dreadful night of hot flushes and no sleep.

Bluewater1 · 06/04/2020 08:01

Oh hot flushes are a nightmare aren't they...? Coffee will help

sashh · 06/04/2020 08:33
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Queenofpi · 07/04/2020 03:11

stands outside hopefully, peering through the window

Queenofpi · 07/04/2020 03:33

shifts baby to other arm and tries to nod off again

Queenofpi · 07/04/2020 03:57

finds spare key, opens door and puts kettle on

GotTheCityOnLockdown · 07/04/2020 04:19

Can I come in? Sad A night of zero sleep, DD will be up in an hour or so and I've had not a wink.
Still feel wired but no there'll be a crash at lunchtime.

Coffee, lots of it. The biggest bucket you have please Sad

GotTheCityOnLockdown · 07/04/2020 04:22

Oh bugger. *know there'll be a crash

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