The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

Morning I'll have a decaf tea and whatever food is going please I'm starving this morning could eat a horse ,hey don't cry come sit by me ,please don't take a lot of what is said on MN to heart some people aren't happy unless they are having a go at others

It ok I need a bit of time away from Mumsnet. Search my name you’ll understand when you see my last post, two posters seem to think I’m Satan and frankly since they don’t know me I’ve tried being nice. Now I’m just going to cry and hide.

Sorry the food was lovely

Thank you for being so kind x

@Thepigeons

You know when a group of women live or work together their menstrual cycles synch? I think it happens on here too.

Awww @Thepigeonsarecoming it can get like that sometimes. There will always be internet bullies.

Finish your rhubarb gin and then curl up with the nice hot tea

I'll have to Google rhubarb gin, like the sound of it

I got some cans of rhubarb and ginger gin very nice indeed ,is the cafe open all day today as I may need to keep popping in 😊

@moolady1977 I'll probably be around for about an hour, but I can leave you the keys (including to the bar).

Oh that's fine my first and favourite job was working behind a bar I loved the social aspect of it once I'd got over my initial shyness ,we will be making cocktails in no time at all

Morning all. Sashh - any chance of a toasted teacake please?

One toasted teacake on it's way, butter? Jam? Marmalade?

@moolady1977

Ok you are now in charge until tomorrow, save a cocktail for me.

Just butter please. Lashings!

Morning all

Morning sashh

Afternoon @Frownette

Well not much business today, maybe it was the gin and cocktails

Morning all, Er is there anyone here?

I'm here, I've not been before.

Just woke up!

Hi gherkins

Hi I'm new here and don't really get the thread! Help me out x

For the newbies.

I'm quite often awake early morning and quite often there would be a 'why are you awake?' I started to offer virtual coffee to pour into the key board, someone suggested I stick toast into the key board by the spacebar.

So I opened the cafe for those of us up early, we chat and have virtual food and drinks.

Teeeeaaaa

@ImNewHere123 it's a virtual cafe so we're allowed to stay open and even have a shot of rhubarb gin if we fancy!