The cafe is still open...

[sashh]

...because I didn't close it over the weekend.

Today's special is eggs.

Boiled, fried, poached, coddled, convent, I might even do scotch eggs.

Tea and coffee as always and toast of course.

Just exhausted and fed up! The chocolate chip cookie helps! 😂

Hello I'm new to the cafe found it while head was doing hundred miles an hour I'd love a nice mug if decaf tea and something sweet please while I decide on how to make the oh see he is a total fool for not leaving it another four days before seeing his daughter ,oh can I bring the pixie cat as she has started to follow me like a stalker I won't let her jump on anyone although she may sit watching you while licking her bum

Decaf tea and shortbread, no problem, dreamies for the cat I assume?

Any chance you are pregnant @moolady?

Oh that would be lovely thankyou
No chance of being pregnant had a hysterectomy nearly 10 ten years so would be a miracle

LOL OK, cats often look after their pregnant servants

Oops hope there's still some shortbread floating around, had a lie in this morning. Neighbours had a party yesterday ( all day) and that resulted in a screaming match that went on til past 2 in the morning. Luckily I have today off work but I honestly don't know how DP is working ( from home!) because he must be exhausted.

sashh my love I am desperate for an egg custard tart and a builders brew if you have any please?

Morning all, I thought today we could start with huevos rancheros.

Ooh yes please! I served these once to my family....and they all hated it. Peasants.

@NeverHadANickname I'm sure no harm was done.

Yes please to huevos rancheros, that would be gorgeous.

Hay @Frownette how are you today?

Moving very slowly!! About to have my second cup of tea!

And yourself, bearing up under isolation? Helps that you can study I guess

I should be doing more study, I declared yesterday a day off.

Im late. Been out with ds to the park for our daily exercise allowance, cooked breakfast for DCs, washed up, set children up with today's home learning and now realised I'm starving

Sausage sarnie ( dont forget the red sauce) and an extra strong coffe please

No problem one sausage butty on its way.

Morning all, I think today will be smoothies, fruit and a selection of nice breads with ham and cheese.

Can I please have some comfort food, anything that I won’t be accused of being selfish for 😢

Good morning, smoothie sounds a great idea - any weird and wacky flavours available?

Comfort food? MMmm How about a croque monsieur?

Mango and persimmon is quite wakky, or cherry with mint?

I’ll take whatever your offering. Mumsnet hasn’t been kind tonight

@Thepigeons

What's happened?

I’m going to cry yet again now

@Thepigeons

Do you want to DM me?