There’s a baby Boris on the way.

[VivaLeBeaver]

BoJo is going to be a dad again, summer baby.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51691434

How many is that, then?!

Guess that explains his divorce being sorted out.

An excuse for being completely awol during floods and pandemics?

How many is that, then

Who knows? State secret I think.

I bet all his other children are delighted

I'm sure someone on her said she was weeks ago and most people said she'd got it wrong

I wondered how long it would be until someone rushed on to Mumsnet with the news. Well done.

It's been alluded to for weeks/months, hasn't it?

Also, he married the last wife when she was pregnant, after cheating on wife no 1. Plus ça change...

I read about this a few weeks ago and assumed it was true due to his track record, divorce, and the fact Carrie had mainly kept out of sight for many weeks. If I was Carrie, I wouldn’t be marrying him but I am going to assume she knows what she is doing (although going anywhere near him is madness to me!).

And you were right there to click on the thread Clut - Yay to you too!

Ooh a summer baby and an engagement. Congratulations to both of them and hope mum and baby stay well and healthy

The rumour I heard about why Boris has been so invisible in recent weeks was that he had a black eye, administered by Carrie because he was shagging someone else while she was pregnant.

I thought it sounded completely preposterous, but it turns out that some of it, at least, is true....

YY very speedy thread.

Wonder how many more?

I don't really have an opinion on the baby news, is that bad?

@TheSpottedZebra - I was thinking exactly the same.. I was wondering how long it would be for someone to rush onto the thread....

Is he even sure how many children he has at this point?

Kinda explains why he said he’ll pull out of Brexit negotiations with the EU if there’s no progress by June! Good luck with the night feeds on top of that, coronavirus, global warming etc etc Boris!! 👍🤣

What I want to know is why do all these women want to shag him? I mean even the thought of him on top of me makes me feel ill 🤮

Must be the bank balance 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or maybe the fact his a sexist swine turns them on

I knew it. Urgh.

Who knows? State secret I think.

I doubt he knows!

Sorry, what’s the acceptable time gap between news being announced and posting about it on social media? Just so I know for future! 🤷‍♀️😁😁

I couldn't really give a toss about his personal life. What Carrie sees in him, I really don't know - I find him repulsive. However, I wish her and the baby well and hope that he at least treats her with some decency.

My concern is not really about his private life but about the shitty job that he is doing of running the country, and where he might take us further down the line.

Baby number 6 ...whew! Rather him than me lol ...wish them all well though.

I heard from someone that the last time they were arguing in the park was because he was shagging someone in a booth in a posh restaurant during the quiet period before lunch and dinner.

So he'll need a new mistress, won't he?