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There’s a baby Boris on the way.

220 replies

VivaLeBeaver · 29/02/2020 17:44

BoJo is going to be a dad again, summer baby.

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ItIsWhatItIsInnit · 29/02/2020 18:44

What an incredibly stupid woman she is. How desperate do you have to be to have a child with a 55 year old tub of lard?

This is a real person we're talking about, who may well be on this site, as a new mum-to-be and all. I hope you weren't preaching about how bad it was that Caroline Flack killed herself and how we should have been kinder on social media!

everybodypuuuuulllll · 29/02/2020 18:44

I feel sorry for her being tied to such a prick. I hope she's on Mumsnet under a pseudonym as she's going to need some support.

Even putting aside the unknown number of DC and previous affairs, he's already behaved so appallingly to her that the police were called. She should be running a mile, but she'll work that out in years to come I'm sure.

GinnyStrupac · 29/02/2020 18:45

Eton must be incredibly proud of their old boy. Another PM, sure, but his behaviour?!

1forsorrow · 29/02/2020 18:45

One of his daughters is estranged, he’s never even met the child he had with his mistress. And denied it was his child. Really nice guy. Oh and the police visit to the house for a domestic Bloody hell, has he been on Jeremy Kyle?

beepbeeprichie · 29/02/2020 18:46

I tell you what though. I’m absolutely bloody shattered after working a 50 hour week and can’t be bothered. He’s obviously got energy to burn!!

LizzieSiddal · 29/02/2020 18:46

As others have said, the timing of the announcement is to distract from the Home Office being sued by its top civil servant.

And the public lap it up. Pathetic.

NewName54321 · 29/02/2020 18:48

When one marries one's mistress, does that not just create a job vacancy?

Good luck to her/ them, but I don't think he'll change.

ManonBlackbeak · 29/02/2020 18:49

Imagine if Jeremy Corbyn had illegitimate kids up and down everywhere.

Livpool · 29/02/2020 18:51

My friend rather crudely asked if I would let him come in me - I said I wouldn't let him come into my house.

Not sure why women find him remotely attractive

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/02/2020 18:53

I tell you what though. I’m absolutely bloody shattered after working a 50 hour week and can’t be bothered. He’s obviously got energy to burn!!

That's because shagging is all he does - wives, mistresses, the country - fucks the whole lot over.

bitheby · 29/02/2020 18:56

She might as well marry him. She'll get a divorce settlement that way.

Livelovebehappy · 29/02/2020 18:59

Lots of references to his size on here. Pretty sure that wouldn’t be the case if it was a female PM we were discussing.

Alsohuman · 29/02/2020 18:59

hope you weren't preaching about how bad it was that Caroline Flack killed herself and how we should have been kinder on social media

No, you’re all right @ItIsWhatItIsInnit, I wasn’t. And why you picked on my post when there are many others equally unsympathetic, I have no idea.

TheWordWomanIsTaken · 29/02/2020 19:01

Like another poster, I'm disgusted that this man is prime minister. His lies and adulterous behaviour makes a mockery of the position he holds.
I am ashamed that he represents this country on the world stage.

TheYearOfTheDog · 29/02/2020 19:01

eugh eugh eugh.

Amoamasamat · 29/02/2020 19:01

I agree. The timing of this announcement is incredibly fortuitous for Priti Patel.

How can anyone trust Bojo with the country's destiny when he clearly can't be trusted even in his own family?

mathanxiety · 29/02/2020 19:02

Yorkshirelass04 Grin

GingerBeverage · 29/02/2020 19:02

What an incredibly stupid woman she is. How desperate do you have to be to have a child with a 55 year old tub of lard?

Yes what does she see in the powerful millionaire? Grin
She's done a Melania, not an anchor baby but definitely a way to get a ring on the finger.

AdoptedBumpkin · 29/02/2020 19:04

He doesn't do things by halves, does he?

TheYearOfTheDog · 29/02/2020 19:05

@ItIsWhatItIsInnit what a stupid leap on the bandwagon post. Caroline Flack was facing a date in court, charged with assault and she'd lost her job and everybody knew. Her suicide had a lot to do with realities she was facing. Pinning it on social media misses the point. And you're linking completely different things to each other.

I don't buy in to the be kind platitude when that's all it is. Be self aware is a better platitude.

datasgingercatspot · 29/02/2020 19:05

Are they not still both married to other people? Eww. He is a baby daddy.

Ellie56 · 29/02/2020 19:05

Ewww!

TheYearOfTheDog · 29/02/2020 19:06

I wonder why she'd want a ring on her finger. Is she not embarrassed?

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 29/02/2020 19:09

He must be absolutely minted for so many women to be willing to produce his offspring.

winniethekid · 29/02/2020 19:10

How many is that, then?!

I don't think even Boris knows the answer to that.

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