Today I farted in the beauticians face

[numberonecook]

Was gonna NC but sod it.

Today had to be the most embarrassing day of my life. I’ve had three very loud mouthed children and this has topped any situation they’ve ever put me through. I’ve been eating a plant based diet for three weeks and I’ve lost 9lbs so today I went to treat myself to a pedicure.

The lady was very nice and sat me in one of those massaging chairs. Fancy. She was knelt in front of me scrubbing my feet when the massage chair rolled a pulse down my back. Before I knew it I let rip! Anyone who is plant based or vegan will know plant based farts reek

OMG I felt awful. I wanted the chair to swallow me up. The lady was most polite and said ‘il just go get my other file’ and walked over to the shelf (probs to get away from my stench). I left a big tip when I paid lol

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

I had a flight incident once but nowhere near as bad as ohjustboreoff! We had just landed on return from holiday and I started feeling ill, stomach cramps and cold sweats. Managed to wait until everyone got off and flight crew let me use the loo. I had the worst explosive wind and diarrhoea you could imagine just as one of the pilots opened the door. In my haste I hadn't locked it. I had to toilet hop all the way to baggage reclaim then a dash to the airport hotel which I didn't quite make. It was hellish. To top it off the fire alarm went off just as I fell asleep, we legged it from the top floor only to be told at the bottom it was a false alarm. I was never so glad to get home to my own bed.