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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
DeadWife · 12/04/2019 05:35

those with combustible

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/04/2019 07:08

steam mops because

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 07:21

Nelly the elephant

butterboo · 12/04/2019 07:46

Wore a tutu

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 08:06

And went commando

sawyersfishbiscuits · 12/04/2019 12:43

For goodness sake!

polarpig · 12/04/2019 13:46

get some y-fronts

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/04/2019 14:21

Or boxer shorts

sawyersfishbiscuits · 12/04/2019 14:37

You'll get chilly

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 14:42

Nelly decided Spanx

Widdendream77 · 12/04/2019 18:26

Controlled her voluptuous

littlemeitslyn · 12/04/2019 19:30

Nether regions with great

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 19:36

(@littlemeitslyn naughty naughty that was 4 words WinkGrin)

Support down below

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/04/2019 19:52

Black Louboutin stilettos

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 19:55

And a Fisher-Price

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 12/04/2019 19:56

telephone on her

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 12/04/2019 20:02

suspender belt worked

littlemeitslyn · 12/04/2019 20:32

But only Sunday

polarpig · 12/04/2019 20:36

in the church

sawyersfishbiscuits · 12/04/2019 20:41

Said the Archbishop

littlemeitslyn · 12/04/2019 20:43

I don't know where the last two words came from ! Hmm

littlemeitslyn · 12/04/2019 20:43

Oh ffs 😡

FoxFoxSierra · 12/04/2019 20:52

Nelly behave yourself

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 12/04/2019 21:04

Keep those knickers

NotQuiteSlimJim · 12/04/2019 21:07

Simon Cowell style!

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