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Three word story

999 replies

Timeforcuppa · 23/03/2019 13:28

Just add three words.

One Saturday afternoon...

OP posts:
NotQuiteSlimJim · 11/04/2019 07:53

Make dinosaur hotpot

KindleAndCake · 11/04/2019 10:16

which turned out

NotQuiteSlimJim · 11/04/2019 10:46

To be stodgy

butterboo · 11/04/2019 12:11

So they added

KindleAndCake · 11/04/2019 12:14

a sprinkling of

DeadWife · 11/04/2019 12:47

poncy shredded kale 🥬

sawyersfishbiscuits · 11/04/2019 12:55

Which gave it

DeadWife · 11/04/2019 12:58

An unexpected frisson

Widdendream77 · 11/04/2019 13:41

They served it

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 11/04/2019 15:14

with asparagus tips

TheRhythmlessMan · 11/04/2019 15:30

and puffed quinoa

NotQuiteSlimJim · 11/04/2019 15:32

For dessert was

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 11/04/2019 15:35

Weetabix and avocado.

sawyersfishbiscuits · 11/04/2019 17:00

tasty but healthy

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 11/04/2019 18:19

and very fashionable

sawyersfishbiscuits · 11/04/2019 18:35

Reminiscent of the

NotQuiteSlimJim · 11/04/2019 20:26

Great Yoda's poo

sawyersfishbiscuits · 11/04/2019 20:45

famous in Dagobah

CharlyAngelic · 11/04/2019 21:27

For coffee flavours

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 11/04/2019 21:28

Flaming sambucas were

NotQuiteSlimJim · 11/04/2019 21:45

Downed in one

TheRhythmlessMan · 11/04/2019 22:15

then regurgitated up

Widdendream77 · 11/04/2019 22:36

Through their nostrils

ColdCrumpetsandButter · 11/04/2019 23:09

with raging flames

CharlyAngelic · 11/04/2019 23:27

That lit up