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Does everyone have a vibrator??

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bottleofredplease · 11/02/2019 11:15

I keep reading things about how we should or should not be open about dildos. Should they be in the supermarket or should we be open about them at home etc etc.
I don't have one, it seems like everyone does except me! I just don't think cold plastic is quite the same and my hands work fine Confused


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DorothyZbornak · 11/02/2019 18:38

@lemonface, fomo is fear of missing out.

Wendywoo1000 · 11/02/2019 18:57

My DH isnt “not around”. Always home. Oh and i dont eat steak😏

Omzlas · 11/02/2019 18:58

I've got one rechargeable vibrator and a couple of butt plugs (one is bigger than I realised and I haven't been brave enough yet)

A friend literally has between 25 & 30 various toys. She does also have the libido of a 17 year old boy though!

BibbityBobbityEars · 11/02/2019 19:19

No

hugoagogo · 11/02/2019 19:22

No

ShortandSweet96 · 11/02/2019 19:27

@theharlotletter as good as you and your DH despite may be, his bits and pieces will never go rate the way a vibrator can.

It's adds to sex, just like trying different positions, handcuffs and lubricants. It's just for added pleasure. In sure every here who has one doesn't just use it solo unless they are single? but also don't necessarily need one for their sex life to be fantastic anyway.

I'm of the 'Try everything once' mind. Except drugs and murder..

ShortandSweet96 · 11/02/2019 19:29

Jesus Christ that made no sense. First thing was mean to say "as good as you and your DH sex life might be, his bits and pieces will never vibrate the way a vibrator can" .. But if they do either get him to a doctor or send him my way.. Grin

honeylane · 11/02/2019 19:40

I did but it's recently broken after about 8 years of cherished use. They have discontinued it as well.

Am open to suggestions

MozzchopsThirty · 11/02/2019 19:41

What a sad way to live 'dh is always home' so you never have any alone time???

I think even in a relationship some masturbation is healthy. I don't live with my boyfriend but I know he wanks every morning and every night when we're not together
And sometimes I do too

It's a different feeling, different sensation and a good way of finding out what works for you

MozzchopsThirty · 11/02/2019 19:42

@honeylane the satisfyer pro is amazing
Takes about 60 seconds Grin

BloodyHellBeryl · 11/02/2019 20:38

Does he not go to work? @Wendywoo1000?
My husband is fab and knows how to bring about a er, satisfactory conclusion. However I love flying solo each day too.

BloodyHellBeryl · 11/02/2019 20:40

Mind you, TBH, I like flying solo when he is at home too 😜

Calzone · 11/02/2019 20:41

Raven

Get rid of the implant and jump your dh. It took a couple of weeks to get going but we haven’t looked back!!

Zoflorabore · 11/02/2019 20:41

My exdp bought me a rabbit for Christmas 2004, we split up in March 2005 Grin

I took the rabbit with me and used it until it broke. Haven't had one since and don't think I need one. I was easily pleased when younger.

Stinkinants · 11/02/2019 20:43

I WANT a womaniser but saw the price! 😭

AliyyaJann · 11/02/2019 20:44

No don't have them on show in Tescos. Next thing you know there will be a sex aisle full of bondage wear, sex dolls, and fleshlights.

No! Not on my weekly shop.

AliyyaJann · 11/02/2019 20:46

I'm of the 'Try everything once' mind. Except drugs and murder..

Your list should be bigger than that.

BarbedBloom · 11/02/2019 20:50

I have one but only use it with my DH. I don’t do anything solo really as I prefer actual sex - just a personal preference, no judgement towards anyone else

fruityb · 11/02/2019 20:51

I had a bullet from Ann Summers that was ten quid and I loved it.

I don’t own one anymore. My husband is fine on his own lol. Plus my sex drive is so low these days. I was hornier than I’ve ever been when I was pregnant but since then it’s been a bit flat.

BloodyHellBeryl · 11/02/2019 20:55

I feel like I'm a nympho now 😳

Wendywoo1000 · 11/02/2019 21:24

Bloodyhell, bloodyhellberylWe run our own business at home. I work part time and he is at home running it. Home is his office so he is here.

And to say its a sad way to live, you can sod right off mozzy. How can you judge my life when you don’t know me?

Anything else?🙄

Racecardriver · 11/02/2019 21:32

I don’t have either but then again I’ve been with DH since I was 18 so no real need. Wouldn’t bother me if they sold them in supermarkets though,

MozzchopsThirty · 11/02/2019 21:32

I'd have thought if your sex life was that good you'd be less touchy and uptight @Wendywoo1000 Grin

Hiddenaspie1973 · 11/02/2019 21:35

Yes. My fave is from Poundland.

Wendywoo1000 · 11/02/2019 21:36

You really are a delight

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