New ninja thread!!

[Becca19962014]

The other one expired and it doesn't look like anyone else has created one! So I get another barn and leslie didn't steal my victory like last time!!!

I guess technically, technically MN won the last one. However, this is MY barn.

Rules:

Feed the ninja owl(s) in the rafters, cake only. Especially me. I get hungry and cannot eat anything other than cake and no yukky healthy stuff in cake.

No discussion at all about yukky healthy food.

Um..

Did I mention I like cake???

We talk about anything and everything, except obviously healthy food.

It's not advisable to try and win the thread and mention another is about to expire because some people use it to cheat.....

Morning ninjas how did you all sleep?
Birthday for all

Did I miss your birthday, mog? So sorry, hope you are having a lovely time celebrating and that all is well with you and yours.

Leslie, hope you are doing as well as can be expected in the circs.
Becca - all I can give you is loads of and good thoughts.
I'm fat.

Yes thanks Merde. At least my decline seems to have slowed down a bit... how are you?

Luckily it was only a few days I had difficulty sleeping wombat. I'm now back to sleeping pretty well. Last night I only had one coughing fit :) it's a relief to have a break from it all.

Thanks for the mog was it your birthday or is it DS's cake?

Some friends bought me lots of cheese. Including about a ton of Wensleydale! So we had some of that for tea last night. I also had green tomato chutney. I haven't had it before. It's delicious. We'll gloss over the fact I was sick afterwards

.....did I see birthday cake? who's birthday is it mog?

I do eat a lot of veggie food wombat and I could probably be vegetarian if it wasn't for me loving burgers and chicken and lamb and spag bol and chilli...and the odd doner kebab

It must have been good if you can gloss over that leslie, makes me feel sorry for you! I like to think it's my caring nature and not me actually feeling bad about the food I'm pleased you're sleeping better and not coughing so much, they're so wearing and you don't half deserve a break.

Birthday wishes to the mog household 🎂

Happy birthday.

Oh wow love Wensleydale Leslie. Where i am from its traditional to eat it with fruit cake at new year. Poor you being sick. Thats the worst.

X

merde no it was ds' birthday on Monday.
leslie i hate it when you end up poorly after a delicious meal

To be fair, it wasn't the food that made me sick, just coughing too much. But if I hadn't eaten so much, the coughing probably wouldn't have made me sick. My appetite has disappeared now anyway.

RealHousewife do you like it? Fuzzy does it too. I'm not that keen on Wensleydale and I hate Christmas cake, plus I have a thing about mixing sweet and savoury, so basically that's my worst nightmare

If someone asked me to try it I'd be like bleurgh. But its lush but i love Wensleydale too x

Wensleydale is the dogs bollocks scuze my french

Ew that's not really a good image when talking about food mog!

RealHousewife I will take your word for it :)

Putting out some for Becca

Hello Ninjas!

DD: “Mama you know what I really need?”
Me: “No idea. What do you really need?”
DD: “Ferrets, maybe 2 or 4. Do you know?”
Me: “I’ll keep it in mind.”
DD to DS2: “Do you want to play ferrets? You’re the ferret”
DS2: “OK...what’s a ferret?”
DD: “like a long rat but with a cute face”

So, I’ve ordered a TV.

Does it look like a long rat with a cute face?!

Ferrets yup good call On the tv nk

Sorry leslie

For what mog?

That's a pretty good description of a ferret, to be honest NK.

Good that you're getting a TV for her to watch ferret documentaries

My friend visited and brought cake. Luckily I'm a nice person who is willing to share

Ferrets are really really smelly. And bitey.
You may want to have him visit some before falling in love with them.

Can you get caffeine in IV form? Really struggling right now.

Oh bing I had ferrets growing up and for that reason there is no way in hell im having any- ferrets are popular pets in these parts but still...no way Jose. Dog’s and rabbits are my only pets nowadays, maybe I’ll push to a guinea pig at some point

Yes mog, she literally made me pull my finger out with that one request.

leslie It would make a change from “World’s Weirdest Weather” or the generic ‘bitey animal eats non bitey animal but bitey animal will die if they don’t so we have to cheer the bitey animal’ type of programme she likes. From what I gather she likes panic and suspense

leslie for putting you off with the dogs......comment

Don't worry mog :)

It sounds like she has interesting tastes NK

for Bingle

for everyone as some other visitors brought cake

nk I love the weird weather Programmes
How is everyone today?
Pretty chilled day here ds went out with my mum and step dad, dd had a friend over, dh disappeared to the pub and I've pottered and started the cross stitch dm bought me for Christmas. Freezer roulette for tea and watching tangled

Hello everyone
mog that sounds like a lovely day.
Me and DH went out for lunch. It was lovely and we've just been lounging about this afternoon. Lovely.
Leslie sounds like you've had a houseful of guests. At least they brought cake
Bingle I hope you're ok and fully dosed up on caffeine