new Facebook shite tat page, Xmas edition

[Plentyoffishnets]

I give you these sweetie trees - £6.50

My friend makes those Ferraro Roche wooden advent calendars, she freely admits they aren't her best work but you wouldn't believe how many she sells, she had to close her order books as she couldn't keep up with demand.

You need to join the Facebook craft groups. There's some right corkers on there that will make you cringe

Oh my, some good ideas for work secret santa! But 30 for that mickey mouse wreath! 😲

Not sure if anyone is looking for a doll for their child for xmas, something slightly different

In what twisted sort of world would that pug thing be described as 'adorable'?

I actually really like the glittery glasses and the snow globes!
The "Santa please stop here for the little shits" though?!
Just no, that's awful, you must have to be a special kind of classy to want them lol!

This is hillarious

My local craft page looks quite professional compared to this lot.

Why do they always use the same awful illegible font though?

I've finally found something worth sharing...

Part of me actually wants that.......

@Livedandlearned2

The perfect thing to go with your classy crimbo glasses. Unfortunately despite the claim, they're not actually free.

that teraccotta father Christmas

I screenshotted this one the other day from one of my local groups as thought they were awful but compared to a lot of the other stuff on this thread I'm now thinking they're pretty decent!

"Please....kill me..."

Bwahahahahaaa!

The pricing on the upside down glittery wine glass tea light holders is bizarre. £9 each (!) Or four for £28.

Place marking because I bloody love these threads!

Is it wrong that o go through these threads for craft ideas forvyouth clubs? 😂

So far I've got Santa sweetie cones - lollipop stick bird feeders - and glass snow globes.

I think if your child brought those home you'd be ok with it? Or am I insane?

Cone of broken popcorn anyone? Or perhaps a candycane based festive character?

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Aw, I love those reindeer sweet cones! The kids would love them too!

Well tea @RJnomore1 if my kids made some of this of course I would love it!! (Not werewolf baby )
It's only hilarious because grown adults are trying to flog it. We have many well loved handmade decorations on our tree

those bells! those bells! especially the fanny one !!

You would be surprised how quickly the hot chocolate cone things go! We did similar a couple of years ago for a church Christmas fair, there was nearly a stampede.

I found one!! Santa Cam baubles - £2 each.

Is it wrong that o go through these threads for craft ideas forvyouth clubs? 😂So far I've got Santa sweetie cones - lollipop stick bird feeders - and glass snow globes.I think if your child brought those home you'd be ok with it? Or am I insane?

Been to loads of Christmas school fairs and fetes over the years with my kids, sweetie cones are always immensely popular!
I know someone who makes them too and they always sell well.