new Facebook shite tat page, Xmas edition

[Plentyoffishnets]

I give you these sweetie trees - £6.50

Battery Christmas lights in a bottle! Oh where to put these?

Not strictly Christmassy.., but ladies (and gents), may I introduce... Candy 🦄 

Glitter glasses WITH BOWS!!
They may be removable, but still... not seen them with bows before.

May I present you with this glorious find......
This pasta Christmas tree could be yours for £15

If I was the 'loved one' on those bottles I'd be haunting the seller until the put they put the apostrophe right.

Only £16. You know you want one.

Had to post these, only £5 hun

Notso They have got to be taking the piss? What the fuck is wrong with people. I'm actually fuming that people are intent on destroying the planet for the most pathetic non useful tat

Hope nobody has snapped this up yet!

lol at the glitter zoflora! That's got to be a mumsnetter having a laugh.

They should have sprayed that pasta tree gold.

Take a butcher's at this delight.

Ooh, I've been waiting for a thread to post this bad boy on!

Only £100 too. Someone helpfully pointed out that you could actually buy the pram with the 'accoutrements' for £39.99 and all the seller had done was buy a bit of glue and add some fluff. I have no idea what the pink thinking hanging down is, but the seller calls it a charm. It's about the most uncharming thing I've seen in a long while.

This just popped up on mine. Loads of Mrs Hinch hashtags so presumably she's into ZoFlo?
www.facebook.com/sassylittlebirds/photos/a.2312232172138472/2322285067799849/?type=3&theater
Pretty sure you don't get the bottle of Zoflora with it either

This baby will only set you back £15

Someone beat me to it with the sparkling zoflora. Saw these last night, might get the whole collection.

Okay, so it’s actually an ebay listing and not strictly Christmas tat but, I saw it and needed to let the world see it... and it’s starting bid is only £75.....

iklboo That’s a bargain, those wreaths are being sold for £22 by me...

Is that 12 Days of Christmas thing still for sale on eBay? The guy wanted £700 for it iirc.

I've found loads of absolute belters on the fb market place!

What is the first photo? A pompom??

Sooper klassy huns xxx

“Beautiful” apparently. Yeah no it’s not.

The horse's head wreath is something else.