new Facebook shite tat page, Xmas edition

[Plentyoffishnets]

I give you these sweetie trees - £6.50

I'm not sure what these are ...

Good Lord!!! Look at the PRICE!!!

Ok I've found an absolute corker

"Floating cup" - you can even pick your own colour!

And these 😂

A Christmas tree memorial

Joy to the world indeed

A hat!!! Apparently

Oh god. These are hilarious.

I actually quite like that hat

Hahaha!! Cheap snow globes but likely to sell quickly

Hahaha I quite like the hat too but would be wearing it ironically, obviously 😀

Going to search for some local tat now...

How about a lovely Micky mouse door decoration for £30!

Or kitkats

It £45 for an original acrylic masterpiece

Oh dear God these all scare me. Scary scary to think of the folk who have created them and value them so highly.
And the little shitsxat Christmas....someone obviously finds that funny (the seller not the poster- I can see why it's added to this thread) yet it makes me want to weep.

Oh god that grass cat is inspired, I want it

Well I've had a quick scan and found a couple. I give you some Ferraro rockers glued to a piece of wood, and a 'space sever' Christmas tree

But then I scrolled further...

And found the fucking Christmas motherload....

What's more Christmassy than some spaced-out baubles suspended on a fucking branch? NOTHING!!!!! And only £8 for the privilege of having it in your own home! 😂

Christmas " log table " decoration

This one just looks weird

@SendYouUpInFlames hahahahaha!!!! You win!!

I think the bauble twig has a certain caché

What the actual fuck is that pot / face / spiders thing that Murinae posted??

@IdahoJones Apparently it‘s a light! Though I admit not very Christmassy

It's a truly awesome find, @Murinae

Holy fuck that light with the eyes?!?!

Am I the only one giggling out loud about the boss-eyed fake grass cat though? That one wins for me.

I quite like the artfully spaced baubles on a branch. I do the same with some Easter decorations on a piece of driftwood.