new Facebook shite tat page, Xmas edition

[Plentyoffishnets]

I give you these sweetie trees - £6.50

Not Christmassy but yikes.

@MakeYourOwnFuckingTea Michael Jackson?!

Michael Jackson
"Looks good in a child's room"

Sure but wtf is it?

I've just seen one of a Christmas tree for sale but it's just a photo of a person?! Can I post it? Probably not

Shocked they've had to reduce

The AstroTurf cat has killed me.

Yours for only SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS

I'm crying at looks good in children's room how, why, where? It's a Micheal Jackson doll!!!!!

The hat, that looked liked a 2nd toilet roll Lacey cover, was so awful it was brilliant.

Do these people honestly think they have any artistic talent?

Just what anyone needs for Christmas, more cups!!

Ooh found one. Only £5 for the pair!

@leesa65 you can get sweets in Shetland (not shetlands)

That 'space sever' Christmas tree looks like Joyce from Stranger Things made it.

@iklboo

You know, I always wonder if anything that comes up someone on mumsnet has made 😂

Red bull hamper anyone ?

Ooh I love this type of thread.

A quick search and I give you...... a clay baby. Somebody please explain this to me.

@GrapesAreMyJam those bows omg 😂😂

Fifteen pounds for the roses ‘lolly’ and 18 for the Ferraro rocher. Seriously, who buys this stuff???

I really like the bows! But then I am Christmas bonkers.

At least they're well made and not fit to scare the horses.

Well that's my christmas shopping sorted

I love these threads!

What's more Christmassy than some spaced-out baubles suspended on a fucking branch?

I actually quite like that!

I think these "businesses" are to satisfy the criteria for working tax credits. A single parent has to do 16 hours a week of employment or self-employment to qualify. They can't make much direct money from selling these items.