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To continue Torn's tacky and grim thread...

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 20/08/2018 20:02

Girls were finally allowed to wear grey cords at my school in winter when I was 15. I have never worn a skirt in winter since.

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BertrandRusselI · 21/08/2018 21:08

I thought that was a Fisherman’s Friend Torn. Or was that a different occasion?

Shampaincharly · 21/08/2018 21:10

Grintorn , for all your jokes .
And , no I am not on meds , only threads .

Shampaincharly · 21/08/2018 21:11

Bertrand , are you plastic?

BertrandRusselI · 21/08/2018 21:15

Shampain pour moi, Charly

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 21:15

Bertrand's alleging I sucked on a Fisherman's Friend...

All I can say to that is...

For cough!

SneakyGremlins · 21/08/2018 21:18

Ah, but did you swallow? Wink

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 21:18

Bertrand is someone I could spar with all day and then laugh with. She makes me think, and that's a fabulous thing.

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 21:19

The only thing I swallow is my pride! and even that's reluctantly!

SneakyGremlins · 21/08/2018 21:20
Grin
BertrandRusselI · 21/08/2018 21:22

For Cough?

To continue Torn's tacky and grim thread...
BertrandRusselI · 21/08/2018 21:22

Blow!

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 21:25

I think Bertie and I are the Two Cronies! ;-)

BertrandRusselI · 21/08/2018 21:29

The Worm Has Turned!

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 21:31

It so has not... I was just curious, it was my experimental phase!

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 21/08/2018 22:11

Aaaaand there goes my bad joke radar again. I'm convinced I know you in RL Torn. But if I do, you know who I am.

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SneakyGremlins · 21/08/2018 22:12

👀👀👀👀👀

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 22:13

We don't know each other - thank God!

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 21/08/2018 22:16

Likewise. You'd know far too much about me! In which case, I need to pass these jokes on to a friend. They're his level.

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SneakyGremlins · 21/08/2018 22:17

Was hoping for more excitement than "No we don't"

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 22:19

They don't need passing on - just passing over!

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 22:23

What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

SneakyGremlins · 21/08/2018 22:24

🙄

TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 22:26

I'm gonna have coffee with PSB at 12.59. We can have some one to one time.

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 21/08/2018 22:27

😂

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TornFromTheInside · 21/08/2018 22:29

I played tennis for the first time in ages this morning. I couldn't figure out why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
and then it hit me.