Is anyone else at all curious

[miracled]

as to the identity of Liz Jones mystery rock star lover? Apologies if I am repeating a thread but just read today's 'wingefest' and can't believe its anything other than a work of fiction.

I think I read somewhere that Bret Michaels is bald under his bandana, sorry. I think its either Jim or made up, she does appear to be a frequent visitor to fantasy island!

I've been pondering this while wiping bottoms and noses and have concluded that Jim Kerr's weegie status isn't necessarily a barrier to Liz Jones shagging him.

I think his rough Glasgow brogue may appeal to her damsel- in -distress sensibilities.

Or to be blunt: I reckon she likes a bit of rough.

And I hope she finds some happiness too.

I agree semicolon, and she has mentioned him loads of times over the past couple of years so clearly has a thing for him...raal or imagined!

real!

Mike Oldfield? Has he been suggested already?

Not him - much younger trophy wife!

lol @ rick astley he was in the year below me at school and so probably 44

brian eno lives in suffolk... (though is in 60s)

oh have we still not found out??

tsk

fuckit. She's making it up. She's been eating fermented oats or something. Then she'll wake up and find it's All A Dream

[grumpy]

grumpypants you do realise that Bret Michaels goes out with the winner of his series for a few months and then dumps her and does another series?!! He hasn't married one of them yet....although I remember when one got a tattoo of his name on the back of her neck, and was then eliminated the week after! Harsh....

Was listening to Andy McCluskey (ex OMD) on the radio the other day...have we already discounted the New Wave lot as too young?

Can't wait for today's column to see if there are any more clues!!! (Sadly, I am coming round to the "it's not real" view too.)

We need to all reconvene tomorrow - she is bound to drip feed us more clues.

Hmmmm - bit new agey and 80's popstar (she mentioned his stage outfits). Jim Kerr, one of the Spandau's or Martin Fry from ABC?

What's Howard Jones up to these days?

Hang on - new agey and an 80s popstar. Has anyone else mentioned Julian Cope? Or maybe one of the New Model Army boys? I understand they like pets, particularly dogs on a string

And rich, don't forget rich.

Hmmm

Have we examined Duran Duran?

John Taylor ?
Roger Taylor?
Nick Rhodes?

Or the police?

It's not the lead singer of Def Leppard.
Joe Elliott (swooooon) is 51 and he wouldn't touch Liz with someone elses!

Fish from Marillion?

grumpypants it can't be the delectable Bret Michaels.
It just can't.

Ian McCullough (sp?) out of Echo and the Bunnymen

please be him. please be him. please be him...

chortle

or I'll settle for the crusty one who isn't Bill Drummond out of the KLF. Jimmy Cauty that's it

ere crack fox I bet Liz isn't hoping she finds happiness. It'd be professional suicide. What on earth would she write about??

Have you ladies not worked it out yet? The answer in in Antibes don't you know?

Adam Ant
bes (yeah I know)
beast
bits
saint

oh fuck it. I give up

[huffs off]

hf128219 I'm quite thick so can't work out your cryptic clue - just tell me who it is.

Jim Kerr lives in Italy doesn't he?

Mick Hucknall or has that been discounted?