Is anyone else at all curious

[miracled]

as to the identity of Liz Jones mystery rock star lover? Apologies if I am repeating a thread but just read today's 'wingefest' and can't believe its anything other than a work of fiction.

Fuck.

Bound to be very obscure-we keep thinking up lead singers and the like, but it's more likely to be the keyboard player from Level 42 or the bassist from Haircut 100 or something. i.e. yes, he made money, but he's dull and nondescript and his name won't ring any bells.

ooooh hold on

Billy Bragg?

[hides thread]

The drummer from the Wurtzels.

[comes back]

Bill Wyman

the clue is in the lyrics to his fab early 80's smash "Je suis un rock star"

(iirc) "j'avais une residence
je habite la
in la south de France"

[gavel]

It's not Bryan Ferry - he's going out with my mother-in-laws neighbours 28 year old daughter (tenuous link to fame...)

isn't Bryan Ferry a proper tory squire type these days?

...or am I thinking of Jeremy Irons?

Bryan ferry is quite fat and old looking sadly:(

whoever it is they have to be seriously rich, not just pop star, but rock star rich!!!

Bill Wyman... hmm possibly. I am going to do some digging as I am curious nosy cow and ask around the old skool rockers/actors

I do like her house, it is beautiful, could happily live there with my lot.

dya think she would swap for a 3 bed, 2 reception, 2 bathroom semi in home counties???

Mick hucknall?

Ooh ooh

PHIL COLLINS

Now listen sensibly - Phil is well over 50, and Mick is 50 at least, Bryan and Bill are in their sixties. We want a 47 year old!

he won't really be 47 coolma

I believe she sometimes uses poetic licence

[cough cough]

is Hucknall really 50?? good Lord it seems like only yesterday

[faints]

a bay city roller? a bee gee ? one of those tiger feet ones?

The very funny-looking one from Slade?

Hmmm

Tony Hadley?

Nick Rhodes?

Mick Jones?

one of the Rubettes

it is apparently rick astley

what- reeeeeeally?

it is apparently rick astley

No.

Really?

Rick Astley

Oh wait, is this a Rickroll?

I think we're hunting for someone very, very hard of hearing

I can't believe that that is the house. My bf bought me Liz's diary as a sort of ironic birthday present (we both howl over her diaries) and that is NOT how she describes it.

Daltrey was my first thought, although he is quite a bit older than that. Although surely she must be disguising him in some way, surely she has SOME respect for his privacy?

Why would they have to be hard of hearing - because of Rick's singing or because of Liz's whinging? Sounds like a match made in heaven .

somebody disgusterous like Rick Wakeman? He is v.v.rich and has property in the Isle of man.

It is not Rick Astley so stop your dirty talk and wash you mouth out.

someone from UB40? that's the right age group isn't it?

Daltrey is too old but he does have a liking for old trout.