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We’ve had breast reductions. Ask us anything.

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Bigtitsbetty · 20/08/2023 15:18

Following on from our epic first thread I had a breast reduction

We are a group of ladies who have breast reductions for a number of reasons and are all at different stages of recovery.

I had a breast reduction AMA | Mumsnet

I had a breast reduction two weeks ago. I’ve gone from a 34GG/H to a 34D. Crack on with any questions!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/AMA/4642493-i-had-a-breast-reduction-ama

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Notooserious · 02/09/2023 18:26

@Madagascary l still can’t make my head wrap round why the risk reduction isn’t equal to the amount removed - logic says reduce the boobs by half, the risk should half because there’s half the number of cells to potentially go rogue - but it doesn’t. I’m happy to accept the data that says it’s not the logical outcome, but I’m not going to think about why too hard or I will get a headache!

Notooserious · 02/09/2023 19:23

Sorry not Madagascary, I meant martinis are better dirty! Got the wrong m. 🤦‍♀️

Martinisarebetterdirty · 02/09/2023 21:03

😂 @Notooserious I’m flattered to be mixed up with @Madagascary , she’s a tower of strength and support.

Singletrackmind · 03/09/2023 12:20

Breaking news! Finally at 5 weeks felt happy to show himself the boobs .. he's not prone to effusiveness but declared them 'a good job, nice and even and half the size of the previous version'. Bless him.😀

Hope everyone is doing Ok .. @MorrisZapp ready?

Notooserious · 03/09/2023 12:57

Yay well done @Singletrackmind and excellent response from himself 😂

Martinisarebetterdirty · 03/09/2023 14:10

@Singletrackmind whooooooooohoooooooo! Well done you!
@MorrisZapp good luck!

MorrisZapp · 03/09/2023 15:01

Martinisarebetterdirty · 03/09/2023 14:10

@Singletrackmind whooooooooohoooooooo! Well done you!
@MorrisZapp good luck!

Aww so pleased to have the awesome ladies of this thread behind me as I go under the knife! My op is on Tuesday so today I'm mainly portioning out cereal and leaving the tubs on the counter top 🤣

I'm also waxing a few body parts that may not see a proper shower for a bit.

Oh and I'm heading into town to pick up my phone upgrade, this huawei is getting binned along with my terrible bras and about two pounds of unsightly fat. New boobs who dis!

I'm really looking forward to telling my family too. I'm not telling them pre op because they will worry, and they will give me their opinions. I'll ring my mum when I'm awake enough post.

Love the husband's response, it's more than I'm expecting round these parts 🤣

Notooserious · 03/09/2023 15:07

Also put tea coffee sugar and mugs/glasses/plates on the side. I was home alone for a week as my husband took our 3 yr old away to give me rest time, and I got home to find he had laid it all out for me 😍 The kettle was also a bit nippy to start off with, I found filling a mug and chucking it in worked better than stretching for taps while holding it filling.

Singletrackmind · 03/09/2023 17:52

Loving the prep @MorrisZapp 😀absolutely, food to hand, all of the pillows and soft furnishing ready for comfort, box sets at the ready - you'll be right. And yes, what @Notooserious get stuff out of cupboards where you can reach it.

I didn't tell my family either for the exact same reasons, in fact I still haven't .. 😂if they notice when I see them next then I'll tell them, if they don't I won't!!! Keep us posted, fire over any questions!

Madagascary · 03/09/2023 19:06

Gosh, that’s made my day. You do know I am the official nemesis of Mumsnet in real life don’t you?

Heartfullofcheese · 03/09/2023 21:43

We will all be thinking of you on Tuesday @MorrisZapp as you join the tiny tits club! I’m excited for you!
Definitely get everything down that you won’t be able to reach.
Don’t forget a pillow for the journey home.
Also, get fruit/juice/prunes in as the anaesthetic stops you pooping, which does not help you feel good.

Bigtitsbetty · 03/09/2023 22:25

@MorrisZapp i hope all goes well!

@Madagascary why are you a mumsnet nemesis? I got a temporary ban from Netmums once.

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Madagascary · 04/09/2023 07:57

Interestingly, I didn’t use the pillow in the car, don’t know why maybe high on morphine

Madagascary · 05/09/2023 06:17

BIG DAY TODAY for @MorrisZapp ! 🎉

Heartfullofcheese · 05/09/2023 06:21

Have a lovely snooze @MorrisZapp ! Hope it all goes well.

MorrisZapp · 05/09/2023 07:13

Oh you're all so lovely for remembering! Admittance now at 12.30 and I've just had a bowl of rice krispies before my 7am fasting time. Crap sleep last night but I've got plenty of sofa time in my near future. Had lovely messages from friends and feeling OK all things considered! See you fabulous ladies on the other side 😍😍😍

Martinisarebetterdirty · 05/09/2023 07:16

Good luck @MorrisZapp !

Singletrackmind · 05/09/2023 09:33

Thinking of you @MorrisZapp 🥰let us know when you hit the other side!

Bigtitsbetty · 05/09/2023 15:08

@MorrisZapp will be in theatre now I reckon!

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user80 · 05/09/2023 20:21

Hope it went well and you’re feeling okay @MorrisZapp ! Welcome to the other side 😉

Madagascary · 05/09/2023 20:52

Morissssss

Heartfullofcheese · 05/09/2023 21:13

Hope it went well!

Madagascary · 06/09/2023 07:40

Maybe , so lightened by her new look, she’s floating somewhere serenely

Notooserious · 06/09/2023 09:12

Hopefully off her face on lots of really good drugs!

habsboys2020 · 06/09/2023 10:44

I am looking for this surgery but not sure how to go about research or is research required? Can anyone tell me if I should just go to the closest surgeon or research and find the perfect one.

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