My verdict
Full transparency: I wanted to love the Lovense Tenera 2, and in many ways, I really do. Despite its large price tag, this cool piece of sex tech is a well-designed, feature-packed vibrator that delivers deep vibrations alongside gentle-to-moderate suction.
The app functionality with the Lovense Remote app is second to none, making it ideal for long-distance play with your DH (or a random stranger, if that tickles your fancy).
What sets the Tenera 2 apart is its versatility. You’re not locked into a handful of present modes—so if you’re the type who likes to tweak and experiment, this toy gives you endless ways to do so. The app is hands-down the best on the market for connectivity, rivalling the likes of We Vibe’s tech. You can sync your toy to music, create custom patterns (and upload them for others to enjoy?), or hand control to your partner miles away.
But while the smart features are impressive, they’re not essential for everyone… Including me, I’m afraid. If you just want a simple, no-fuss clit suction toy, you might find the extra cost of the Tenera 2 unnecessary.
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The biggest drawback for me is that while the vibrations are strong and rumbly, they don’t directly target the clitoris in the way some other clit suckers do. Instead, they surround it, which creates a unique but slightly diffuse sensation. It’s still pleasurable, but if you rely on pinpoint stimulation to get off quickly, this might not be your perfect match.
The music syncing feature was also a little disappointing. I tried out three songs: Kings of Leon’s Closer, Lady Gaga’s Abracadaba and even Elvis’ Hound Dog. And while all three are very different in sound, they all feel the same via vibrations it seems.
Regardless, for those who enjoy longer build-ups and a tech-driven experience, the Tenera 2 is an excellent choice. But if you want a toy that delivers intense, direct clit suction without the bells and whistles, the Womanizer Pro40 or Satisfyer Pro 2 will suit you better.
With an RRP of £219 (although you can find deals on Amazon at times), it’s an investment—but for the right person, it’s one that will pay off in orgasmic dividends.