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The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines

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AsWithGlad · 04/09/2026 19:22

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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EdithStourton · 24/09/2026 22:34

EmpressaurusKitty · 24/09/2026 21:22

@MyrtleLion wrote
Job interview turned into a second interview on 6 October Yay!
Yay, yay and double yay! Congratulations 🥳

I missed that! YAY MYRTLE!!!!!

Me too - many congrats, Myrtle!

RumNotRun · 24/09/2026 22:55

Congratulations Myrtle!!!

DeanElderberry · 25/09/2026 08:07

Good morning all

Congrats Myrtle.

We've had quite a bit of rain and the underlying ground is still quite hard, so I can imagine how desperate people are feeling in eastern England. Here, I could hear noises outside earlier and looked out to find that silage bales are being removed from the field across the road. It's already greening up, so with luck there'll be some grazing available before the cold sets it - farmers are fretting about the fodder options for the coming winter.

I'm getting a cold or cough, but have to go into town and buy toothpaste, and see whether the bank machine has cash. Annoying. The cats had a tremendous battle at bedtime last night with shrieks of pain and hissing and kicking and running away and chasing and clumps of hair flying, but they're curled up together on the bed now, so presumably they've sorted it out.

HAGADAPA

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2026 09:27

Great news about the 2nd interview, Myrtle, the cheerbils are practising their routines for 6th OctSmile

Sending good wishes to you and your dear father, Pasta, our thoughts go with you when you visit him today.

Thank you Janes for reminding us that a nailed-shut wooden crate is as nothing to a rodent, I think we were all panicking a bit😧
I trust the Gerbil Three to pick their moment, though, we want them to do as much intelligence-gathering as possible before they escape. Or before the seeds run out..

I hope the cold doesn't develop, Deano. And that you find cash and tootpaste.
The cats sound like they had a MAJOR disagreement! I suppose they get on each others' nerves from time to time, as any housemates do - shrieks of pain would be a worry if it was human housemates, though😱

Beautiful piece from Edith again, really beautiful - the old farmer came to life.
{During the summer, I often thought of an old farmer I saw interviewed during a time when everyone was complaining about unusually heavy rainfall, a man of few words but much experience
'I'd rather be lookin' at rain, than for rain']

And thank you Damson for the geese, and for a new word for me- skein. I only knew it in the context of wool. And thank you especially for its etymology from the old French 'escaigne' which of course I chased up, and I see that 'écargner' is still in use in Modern French, meaning to separate, put to one side, etc.

I think it would be used in 'Un Homme Et Son Chien', if such a thing existed, to mean the group of sheep separated - écargné - from the rest of the herd, but don't quote me on that, it's just from a skim-reading.

There's loads of drilling and sawing and hammering going on in the house at the mo, so everything today is a bit skimmed - I'm not concentrating very well - a general 👋to everybody who posted between yesterday PM and now!

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2026 09:51

All good wishes to those facing interviews, illnesses (their own or those of loved ones) and domestic upheaval.

French sheep dogs... Shedding or separating sheep seems to be 'trier' in French. That's also the word used for 'sort' on websites.

Concours de chiens de berger or de chiens de troupeaux are huge in the Basque Country. But then sheep are very much a thing there. I think I may still have a T shirt with cartoons of sheep competing at rural sports that I bought in Bayonne years ago.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 10:24

We are at a loose end having a late morning. In addition to an event planned for Sunday being cancelled at rather short notice, the bed we ordered a couple of months ago which should have been delivered today also has been delayed for some unknown number of days or weeks. They gave us a time slot yesterday but it seems the bed is nowhere near. Seems the company is having massive teething troubles with a new IT system. Hmm. DH is particularly pissed off because had these things not been on the calendar he might have travelled down to a school reunion.

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2026 11:19

I have a mystery cheese selection being delivered today. Very exciting stuff!

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 11:41

I caught a skein of geese on Monday while we were in the Southport Botanic gardens. This is a nice park rather than a true ‘botanic garden’ nowadays, except for the fernery.
I’ll add a photo. from Wednesdays trip to RHS Bridgewater, which is developing very nicely considering they’ve had the site less than 20 years. Not what ‘Salford’ brings to mind - this had. Buzzards wheeling overhead and a busily hovering kestrel too.

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 12:24

Typo… Bridgewater is less than 10 years not 20!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2026 12:45

Today’s the day dh and I head off to Australia. I’m excited and terrified in equal amounts.

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2026 12:46

Bon voyage, Woley.

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/09/2026 12:46

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2026 12:45

Today’s the day dh and I head off to Australia. I’m excited and terrified in equal amounts.

Have a fantastic time & tell us all about it, Woley!

DauntlessDamson · 25/09/2026 12:54

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2026 12:45

Today’s the day dh and I head off to Australia. I’m excited and terrified in equal amounts.

Look forward to hearing of your adventures Down Under, Woley.🙃

Chickadeeinme · 25/09/2026 12:58

Oh wow Woley! How exciting! I hope you have a wonderful time.

DauntlessDamson · 25/09/2026 12:59

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 11:41

I caught a skein of geese on Monday while we were in the Southport Botanic gardens. This is a nice park rather than a true ‘botanic garden’ nowadays, except for the fernery.
I’ll add a photo. from Wednesdays trip to RHS Bridgewater, which is developing very nicely considering they’ve had the site less than 20 years. Not what ‘Salford’ brings to mind - this had. Buzzards wheeling overhead and a busily hovering kestrel too.

There was a session on the North West news last night about the new Chinese garden at RHS Bridgewater, which is due to open this weekend. I'll give it a few weeks for the hordes to pass, but I am looking forward to seeing it. I've always loved the one at Biddulph Grange in Staffordshire.

EdithStourton · 25/09/2026 13:40

Have a good journey and a great time once you get there, Woley. It's a bloody long way to Australia, and it feels like it, but it will be 100% worth it once you arrive.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 14:33

DauntlessDamson · 25/09/2026 12:59

There was a session on the North West news last night about the new Chinese garden at RHS Bridgewater, which is due to open this weekend. I'll give it a few weeks for the hordes to pass, but I am looking forward to seeing it. I've always loved the one at Biddulph Grange in Staffordshire.

It’s looking good though obviously some of the planting needs to mature.

Biddulph Grange is fun if a bit —bonkers— inauthentically eclectic.😂

DauntlessDamson · 25/09/2026 16:33

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 14:33

It’s looking good though obviously some of the planting needs to mature.

Biddulph Grange is fun if a bit —bonkers— inauthentically eclectic.😂

That's the joy of it. Turandot meets Gilbert and Sullivan, with a bit of Aida on the side in the Egyptian garden!😁

AngleofRepose · 25/09/2026 16:53

Magpie, mystery cheese selection! You'll have to let us know what you received.

Good luck, Myrtle, I know you'll be great!

Bon voyage, Woley! If you see any interesting wildlife (esp spiders and birds), I'd love to see a picture, if you have time and are so inclined. No pressure 😀

Now... about those gerbils... 🙀

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2026 17:06

AngleofRepose · 25/09/2026 16:53

Magpie, mystery cheese selection! You'll have to let us know what you received.

Good luck, Myrtle, I know you'll be great!

Bon voyage, Woley! If you see any interesting wildlife (esp spiders and birds), I'd love to see a picture, if you have time and are so inclined. No pressure 😀

Now... about those gerbils... 🙀

It's a nice selection, very happy with that lot! Special deal to clear stock.

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2026 17:07

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2026 12:45

Today’s the day dh and I head off to Australia. I’m excited and terrified in equal amounts.

Fingers crossed for a safe journey and a great time!

MyrtleLion · 25/09/2026 17:20

53. The Search

In which the gerbils have disappeared…

Once the courier had gone, @Hedgehogforshort turned to Halcyon with urgency, “Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic didn’t come home last night.”

Halcyon frowned. “They were packing the crate when I left. I assume they went home as usual once they’d finished. I left at half five, same as always.”

“Was the storeroom locked when you left?”

“I don’t know,” she said. “I didn’t go in there. Fenella likes it locked when there’s a crate inside.”

Just then Fenella Burnish came through the front door in a hurry, her bag over one shoulder and her feathers distinctly ruffled. “The A14 was shocking,” she said. “I’d have come back last night instead of staying over if I’d known.”

She saw Hedgehog and @EdithStourton and stopped. Then she turned to Halcyon. “What are they doing here?”

“Looking for the gerbils. They didn’t go home last night and they’re not here and it’s past nine o’clock,” said Halcyon, from the office.

“I’m sorry to hear that.” Fenella put her bag down on the nearest bench. “They were packing the crate when I left for my meeting. I assumed they’d gone home afterwards. I’m afraid I have no idea where they are.”

Fenella looked along the workshop and saw the storeroom door was open. “Has the courier been already? She’s not due till ten.”

“About quarter of an hour ago,” said Halcyon. “Griffin, Gimbal and Graphic packed it beautifully. I only had to nail the lid down.”

For a moment Fenella didn’t move at all. Then she went into the storeroom, and Hedgehog followed as far as the door.

Fenella walked slowly round the edge of the room. She crouched to look under the lowest shelf and ran a talon along the join where the wall met the floor. She examined the air vent grille, which was screwed tight, and looked up at the small high window, which had been painted shut for years. She moved the sacks of whiting away from the wall and looked behind them, then put them back exactly as they had been. Having checked the room all the way round she started again, a flame bowerbird pacing a locked room for gaps, and found none.

“Lost something?” asked Edith, from behind Hedgehog.

“Stock-take,” said Fenella. She didn’t write anything down. After the second circuit she came out past them without a word, went into the office and closed the door. Firmly.

Hedgehog stood in the storeroom doorway for some time. “Edith,” she said. “Fetch the dogs.”

Edith brought Brains and Batshit in from outside. Brains immediately put her nose down at the front door and went straight through the workshop, past the benches and the kiln and into the storeroom, not hesitating once, and sat down in the back far corner as calmly as she had sat at the wall the night before.

Batshit went past her and nosed at the loose straw carefully, then pushed a little of the straw aside and sat back on her haunches. Edith crouched down and moved the top of the straw with one finger. Under it, resting on more straw, tucked in neatly and covered over with as much care as a made bed, were droppings.

“Gerbils,” said Edith.

“Ours,” said Hedgehog. “Nobody else would have covered them up.”

Edith looked at the wall behind the corner. It was brick, and on the other side of it was the stretch of yard where Batshit had scratched and scrabbled barely hours before. “This is the wall,” she said.

Brains didn’t move. Batshit’s tail thumped once on the concrete.

Hedgehog looked at the tidy little mound of straw for a long moment. “They were here all along,” she said.

The first blow of the hammer woke all three of them at once.

For a moment none of them knew where they were. It was dark and cosy and smelled of wool, and then the second blow came down directly above their heads and they jolted along with the crate.

“We’re in the crate,” said Griffin. “Somebody’s nailing the lid down.”

“Stop!” she shouted. “We’re in here!”

The hammer came down again over the top of her voice. Gimbal and Graphic joined her, shouting as loudly as they could, but between the noise of the hammering and the density of the wool, they could not be heard. Gimbal counted the nails as they went in, because she couldn’t not. There were twelve.

Then the hammering stopped. The crate tipped backwards, and there was a rattle of wheels on concrete and a hard bump that knocked them against each other, and a sudden cold draught as the crate was moved outside. After that they were pushed up a slope and then came a sliding scrape across a metal floor followed by the sounds of two doors slamming one after the other. Moments later an engine started.

Graphic’s paw found Gimbal’s in the dark. Griffin was already pressed against both of them. Nobody said anything for a long time. The van turned out of the yard and gathered speed.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/53-the-search

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
EdithStourton · 25/09/2026 17:35

Oh, well done B&B!
More nail-biting stuff.

EmpressaurusKitty · 25/09/2026 17:42

Yes, well done B&B!

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2026 18:07

AngleofRepose · 25/09/2026 16:53

Magpie, mystery cheese selection! You'll have to let us know what you received.

Good luck, Myrtle, I know you'll be great!

Bon voyage, Woley! If you see any interesting wildlife (esp spiders and birds), I'd love to see a picture, if you have time and are so inclined. No pressure 😀

Now... about those gerbils... 🙀

If I met an ‘interesting’ Australian spider I don’t think I’d be hanging around taking its photo!Shock

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