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The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines

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AsWithGlad · 04/09/2026 19:22

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

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RumNotRun · 22/09/2026 22:16

@inkymoose I think I bought it on Amazon years ago. It's originally from a book and when someone first shared it on here I couldn't find a poster anywhere, but months later saw the canvas print and had to buy it.

Weirdly, considering how unusual it is, one of the inspectors at work also had a copy that I noticed on a Teams call. I'd never spoken to her before and she had a reputation as being quite standoffish. I sent her a message about the poster and we ended up having a long chat about anthropology, languages, and other similar things. She's much more approachable for me now 😁

EdithStourton · 22/09/2026 22:23

AsWithGlad · 22/09/2026 21:56

Oh dear, oh, dear. Many apologies to you and to the lovely Batshit.

What a good girl she is.

What a clever girl!

Oh, don't worry, Batshit hasn't noticed...
She's fast asleep on the sofa.

AsWithGlad · 22/09/2026 22:50

EdithStourton · 22/09/2026 22:23

Oh, don't worry, Batshit hasn't noticed...
She's fast asleep on the sofa.

Thank you, and may I rely on you not to tell her later?

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ErrolTheDragon · 23/09/2026 10:52

AsWithGlad · 22/09/2026 22:50

Thank you, and may I rely on you not to tell her later?

Dogs tend not to get bent out of shape by misgendering by humans. Other dogs know which is bitch.

MarieDeGournay · 23/09/2026 11:58

Brains can find lost keys?? I'm impressed! Remote controls? Marbles?😃
But Batshit can find lost gerbils, and that's even more impressive.

Thank heavens Myrtle took a photo [🙃] of Batshit indicating where they are, we can use that to go back and identify the exact place to start drilling through the wall....

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 12:17

MarieDeGournay · 23/09/2026 11:58

Brains can find lost keys?? I'm impressed! Remote controls? Marbles?😃
But Batshit can find lost gerbils, and that's even more impressive.

Thank heavens Myrtle took a photo [🙃] of Batshit indicating where they are, we can use that to go back and identify the exact place to start drilling through the wall....

But someone’s got to realise what Brains & Batshit were saying first!

Lassie clearly had it much easier.

MyrtleLion · 23/09/2026 12:32

51. The Depot

In which nobody knows very much…

The KS Depot had no website and no sign on the road. It had taken Gosie most of the morning to establish this, and in the end, they found it the simple way, by waiting in Pernilla Ågren’s street until a pale grey van came round the corner and then following it.

The van went out past the edge of the town to a long, low building of corrugated metal, painted the same grey as the van, with a roller door open at one end and a small office door at the other. Above the office door, no bigger than a letterbox, were the letters KS in white.

@EmpressaurusKitty parked the hire car beside the van and looked at the building for some time. “It is a shed,” she said.

“It’s a depot,” said Gosie.

“It is a very large shed.”

Kitty got out first, walked across the yard and in through the roller door without waiting for either of them.

Empressaurus and Gosie walked in through the office door. Inside they could see into the depot, which was one long room with a concrete floor and a row of strip lights. It was full of parcels in cages and on pallets and on a line of steel rollers that ran the length of the room, where four women in pale grey jackets lifted them off one at a time, turned them over, read something on each with a handheld scanner and set them down again on another pallet. Every so often a scanner gave two short notes and the woman holding it put that box to one side. Nobody talked much. A radio on a shelf was playing something in Swedish to nobody in particular.

Nobody looked at Kitty, who walked along beside the rollers, stepped over a sack of padded envelopes and disappeared behind a cage.

The office itself had a counter, a till, a kettle, and a stork behind the counter with her reading glasses pushed up onto her head. The counter was branded Kvinnor Skickar in the familiar white lettering on a grey background.

A card by the till said Signe. She looked at Gosie, then at Empressaurus, then over their heads at the door, as if a third person might yet come through it.

“Collection or delivery?” she said, in English.

“Neither,” said Gosie. “I’m looking for a crate.”

“We have a great many crates.”

“This one came from Britain. Wooden, about so big.” Gosie held her paws apart as far as they would go, which was not very far, and Empressaurus held her arms out to show the rest of it. “Stained glass. It came to Umeå in the last few days, addressed to Pernilla Ågren.”

“I can’t tell you anything about it,” said Signe.

“You haven’t looked.”

“I don’t need to look. I cannot tell you if it came here, or if it did not come here, or where it went after, or who it was for.” She said it in the same tone she might have used for the opening hours. “Not you. Not anyone.”

“Why not?”

Signe took her glasses from her head and put them on the counter. “Because some of the women who send things through us are hiding from someone. If a man comes to this counter and says he is looking for a box his wife has sent, and he describes it very well, and he is very polite, what do I tell him?”

“I’m not a man,” said Gosie.

“No. You are a gerbil, and I don’t know who sent you.” Signe looked at Empressaurus. “Or you.”

“Nobody sends me anywhere,” said Empressaurus.

“I don’t need an address,” said Gosie. “Only whether it’s still here.”

“That is also an address.”

“When it arrived, then. Just the date.”

“No.”

“Then how would anyone ever find out?”

“With a court order,” said Signe. “A Swedish one. It goes to our lawyer, and our lawyer reads it for a long time, and then perhaps somebody is told something. It has happened twice in eleven years.” She picked up a pen. “Even then I could not tell you very much, because I do not know very much. Nobody here does.”

“Somebody has to know where the parcels go.”

“The machine knows.” Signe nodded through the glass towards the rollers, where a scanner gave its two short notes again. “Every box has half a label. Every woman who hands a box on keeps half a receipt. The machine reads the halves, and when two halves match, the box has arrived where it should and the woman is paid her postage. The women out there lift boxes. I answer the door.” She put her glasses back on her head. “That is how it is meant to work.”

“Thank you,” said Gosie.

“You are welcome to buy some tape,” said Signe. “People often do.”

Empressaurus bought some tape.

They stood in the yard beside the hire car. A second grey van pulled in, reversed up to the roller door and a woman got out and began unloading it without looking at them.

“I bet they’d talk to MyrtleLion,” said Gosie.

“Why?”

“Nobody at Talmere asked MyrtleLion who’d sent her. They assumed she was in charge. They asked her to sign things.”

Empressaurus turned the roll of tape over in her hands, looking at the white KS logo that repeated along the grey tape. “MyrtleLion isn’t here,” she said. “And Sweden isn’t Portland.”

Gosie did not answer that. She looked at the car, and then at the roller door.

“Where is Kitty?” said Empressaurus.

They walked to the roller door and went into the depot. The four women went on lifting and scanning. The radio had moved on to the weather. Gosie went down one side of the rollers and Empressaurus down the other, looking behind the cages and under the pallets and along the sack of padded envelopes.

Kitty was at the far end of the building, past the last pallet, where a single wooden crate stood on its own against the back wall, apart from everything else in the room. She was lying along the top of it, full length, asleep, with one front paw hanging over the edge of the lid.

Under her paw, pressed into the join where the lid met the side, was a seal of violet wax, broken clean in two.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/51-the-depot

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
MyrtleLion · 23/09/2026 12:36

I have to go out for the rest of the day and I'll be back late, hence the early chapter.

And yes, I know you're all on tenterhooks about the gerbils, but you'll have to wait. It's called author's preorgative.

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 12:37

Kitty is extremely good at all this. Thank you @MyrtleLion!

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 12:41

Although this is me.

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
EdithStourton · 23/09/2026 13:24

AsWithGlad · 22/09/2026 22:50

Thank you, and may I rely on you not to tell her later?

Mum's the word. 🤫

Chickadeeinme · 23/09/2026 14:01

You’re really good at the keeping us in suspense bit @MyrtleLion :-)

MyrtleLion · 23/09/2026 15:25

Chickadeeinme · 23/09/2026 14:01

You’re really good at the keeping us in suspense bit @MyrtleLion :-)

That's the plan!

PastaAllaNorma · 23/09/2026 15:38

Chickadeeinme · 23/09/2026 14:01

You’re really good at the keeping us in suspense bit @MyrtleLion :-)

And it's such good fun, being on tenterhooks!

Bad knee day, so I've been bone idle and just read my book. Of, and booked my damned smear test, which I am hoping will be my last. Tit Mangle Breast screening appointment tomorrow. Ugh.

MarieDeGournay · 23/09/2026 15:40

I like Signe the Stork, she's so rational
“I don’t need an address,” said Gosie. “Only whether it’s still here.”
“That is also an address.”

Intriguing episode, I just hope the gerbils are OK and had some spare sunflower seeds in their coat pockets😕

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 15:42

MarieDeGournay · 23/09/2026 15:40

I like Signe the Stork, she's so rational
“I don’t need an address,” said Gosie. “Only whether it’s still here.”
“That is also an address.”

Intriguing episode, I just hope the gerbils are OK and had some spare sunflower seeds in their coat pockets😕

Oh gosh, I hadn’t thought of that. The gerbils haven’t eaten since lunchtime & they won’t be at the Bluestocking for breakfast!

Chickadeeinme · 23/09/2026 15:48

PastaAllaNorma · 23/09/2026 15:38

And it's such good fun, being on tenterhooks!

Bad knee day, so I've been bone idle and just read my book. Of, and booked my damned smear test, which I am hoping will be my last. Tit Mangle Breast screening appointment tomorrow. Ugh.

Sympathies @PastaAllaNorma. I am also having a quiet day because I was up throwing up four times in the middle of the night, between about 1:30 and 4am. In fact it’s almost 11am and I’m not up yet and I don’t care.

i reheated some leftover Chinese restaurant rice with dinner last night so I’m blaming that. Silly woman - I should have known better.

AngleofRepose · 23/09/2026 17:19

@Chickadeeinme sorry about your sickiness (is that a word?) - I've been keeping up with The Gosie Adventures (oh my word! the gerbils!!!) but generally also under the weather, nothing specific except the dreaded headache for three days now, feeling rundown, and just not with it. Severe anxiety, as well, which sometimes comes upon me unannounced, so trying to figure out where that is coming from. Once I identify what's causing it, it's a lot easier to deal with. At the moment, I firmly believe that I have nothing to be anxious about, so there it remains, and I am stumped. 😟
(Perhaps it's the plight of the gerbils...?)

Over the years, I've trained myself to just push through it. The headaches are holding me back this time.

But, really, it's all good. The weather is warm! I forced myself out to The Big Shop today, and wore my shorts (which I had put away into the Out of Season box)

I think Batshit and Kitty are proving to be invaluable members of the investigation squad.

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 17:21

Kitty sends purrs to everyone who’s feeling rough.

From her Norwegian lessons she knows that Kvinnene means women so there’s a fair chance of Kvinnor meaning it too. No idea on the other word though.

NotAtMyAge · 23/09/2026 18:38

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 17:21

Kitty sends purrs to everyone who’s feeling rough.

From her Norwegian lessons she knows that Kvinnene means women so there’s a fair chance of Kvinnor meaning it too. No idea on the other word though.

Google tells me it means "sends", Kitty.

EmpressaurusKitty · 23/09/2026 18:41

NotAtMyAge · 23/09/2026 18:38

Google tells me it means "sends", Kitty.

That makes sense.

MarieDeGournay · 23/09/2026 22:11

Sorry about the knee, Pasta, and the upset stomach, Chic, FlowersFlowers

And sorry to hear about the headache and anxiety and other stuff, AngleFlowers.
I hope you'll feel much better once the gerbils are free and back at the Bluey excitedly telling us about how brave they were and how clever they were to escape entirely under their own steamSmile

Meanwhile, Dr Bessie is available..

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
inkymoose · 24/09/2026 10:33

RumNotRun · 22/09/2026 22:16

@inkymoose I think I bought it on Amazon years ago. It's originally from a book and when someone first shared it on here I couldn't find a poster anywhere, but months later saw the canvas print and had to buy it.

Weirdly, considering how unusual it is, one of the inspectors at work also had a copy that I noticed on a Teams call. I'd never spoken to her before and she had a reputation as being quite standoffish. I sent her a message about the poster and we ended up having a long chat about anthropology, languages, and other similar things. She's much more approachable for me now 😁

That's a great story. Thank you for the info too 😊

inkymoose · 24/09/2026 14:32

Where did everyone go? I've just caught up but ....

Hope you are all feeling better than yesterday those poor suffering Bluestockingers Flowers

DauntlessDamson · 24/09/2026 14:48

inkymoose · 24/09/2026 14:32

Where did everyone go? I've just caught up but ....

Hope you are all feeling better than yesterday those poor suffering Bluestockingers Flowers

I suspect several of us are following the current Sandie Peggie tribunal case, Inky and will be back later.

I've been following it between jobs and I've just taken a break to ask the gerbils for a hot chocolate and a piece of ginger cake, as I forgot to have lunch 🙄

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