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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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icemistOBE Tue 02-Jun-15 07:27:36

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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SoEverybodyDance Tue 02-Jun-15 12:41:06

First!

SoEverybodyDance Tue 02-Jun-15 12:41:45

Sorry...

Nickel45 Tue 02-Jun-15 12:46:25

smile

BK28 Tue 02-Jun-15 12:48:57

Morning all! Love it thread 19!! Have to agree re the loo ladies, get a life or actually visit places where you come back from them appreciating decent porcelain! Then you would see how idiotic you all are!! I'm a Scout have used any a porta pot or poo pit!! No brushes or bleach involved there!

SoEverybodyDance Tue 02-Jun-15 12:56:09

Bravo BK Seems like there are some well qualified ladies here to make an honest re*butt*al

Sorry, don't know what's got into me this morning... I better go to the allotment to get myself sorted...

Nickel45 Tue 02-Jun-15 13:26:04

Ooh, BK, I hate those compost loos, they terrify me! Completely ridiculous phobia but there you go! Hiding behind a tree though ... yep, can do that! In fact, once in a very long traffic jam on the M11, had to hide behind a bush. DH couldn't believe it and was very embarrassed - don't know why, there wasn't anyone there we knew! ... but we'd not moved for 5 hours!!

I had a look at that thread ... it got very heated in parts!! Anywaaaaay .....!

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 13:38:48

nickel whose bush exactly did you hide behind? Pity I wasn't around; I could have given you great cover.

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 13:43:51

Have to confess though I am slightly 'anal', for want of a better word, about loos. I'm still scarred by a horrific incident in a grotty petrol station toilet where I ended up peeing all down my legs in a desperate attempt not to sit on the loo seat (and cos I'd been holding it in for ages, there was rather a lot of pee). Dp wasn't too impressed when I waddled back to the car...

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 13:46:16

In fact, I happen to know that orph used to moonlight as Toilet Bush Cover back in 1978 when the old leotard got a tad too baggy for competitive sports. At least that's what I assumed the queue of East German Hammer Throwers were lining up to do...

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 13:47:07

And I won't tell you about the incident in a French old style squat loo when I was 8 months pregnant and roughly the size of that pic of woof at the wedding.

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 13:49:09

Don't know why that was traumatic orph - when you get to my age you can't always MAKE IT to the grotty petrol station loo before its dribbling down your leg. Thank God for elasticated ankles on leggings - good soak age dispenser

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 13:50:01

...or even soak away dispenser (blimmin predictive text)

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 13:52:50

No, woof those hammer throwers had signed up for what they took to be a safari-style holiday: A thrilling tour through the Bush. Despite it being slightly different to what they'd expected, I can guarantee they saw all the big ones.

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 13:54:49

But this wasn't 'dribble' woof - it pooled in my shoes...

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 13:58:23

I expect there was plenty of fur flying too orph and it must've been like finding King Tuts Tomb once they'd hacked through all that undergrowth with their machetes

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 13:59:42

Why dya think I stick with Crocs? Easily rinsed under a running tap or nearby river...

Rhubarb01 Tue 02-Jun-15 13:59:45

Hello thread 19. Got to laugh firstly at what the loo brush ladies would make of your confessions woof and orphan although presumably because they don't involve loo paper or a brush it's OK. Secondly, it's ironic that the thread above the 'Loo Etiquette' on discussions of the day is 'Smell the Roses' - clearly not!

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 14:03:46

Forgot to confirm the honour that is my LOLS award has indeed been inked on my person. Unfortunately no more room on the icebergs due to the Olympic Rings and full-faced figure of dear Ian Ogilvy, so I opted for across the buttocks. Of course I saved a few quid on lettering as the 'O' was already in situ

Nickel45 Tue 02-Jun-15 14:04:30

orph next time I'm likely to be in a traffic jam, I'll take you with me smile
Was just thinking, any new Ozzies joining this in the hope of talking about OG are going to be .. umm ... what's the word ... amazed, yep, that's it! Shame SPO doesn't have another chapter to do, imagine what he could do with this (^get writing SPO!^)

Nickel45 Tue 02-Jun-15 14:04:41

Why didnt that ^ work?!?!?

Nickel45 Tue 02-Jun-15 14:05:29

woof gringringrin

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 14:06:13

Seem to be stuck in the toilet/bum/lady garden activities today for some reason - damn and blast that loo cleaning thread for diverting attention

orphan Tue 02-Jun-15 14:09:46

I expect the position you took up for the tattoing was very similar to the touch your toes limbering exercises you used as warm ups for the Olympics woof?

cjwoofwoof Tue 02-Jun-15 14:12:42

Well we had to get the sizing of the L, L and S to match, obviously, and found that actually capitals were required...in bold...in order to correspond nicely with the O

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