Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Our Girl Fan Fiction found here here

Can he also say "appropriate moment" and "Brize Nor-Hun" in his posh boy accent, as well as "I didn't want to soil your napkin" when he really does want to soil it...oops back to the tumbler for his tinkler again

Now is he a method type actor I wonder? If he's reading smut, does he need to get himself in the right frame of mind by taking off all his clothes and dunking his penis in the receptacle provided by myself ?

How much more might we have to bung in for him to do it naked, eh 'ladies'

How about a BA Mumsnet naked reading tour?

Oh and of course he must say dance's lines: take off your clothes, thats an order, now your bra

Oh not that bra again Orphan... I'm going to have to hide...

Mind you, it will have to be a super fit and slim BA and not geeky BA

I can already see the promotional posters dance. Big leather chair, stark naked BA thumbing through his open book...

I'd prefer fully clothed tbh weird for me I know obvs in full combats, headset, low slung trouser, boots, sleeves rolled up, very big watch and thumbs in vest. He could read my shopping list in that getup and I'd be grateful happy

This is like a pervy jackanory.

Agree he's going to have to say the bra line.

orphan we would defo have to have extras of those posters printed... all of us would require more than one each!!!

Or perhaps we could have a poster with two views on, so we can rotate it to our pleasure...!!

I loved jackanory! My favourite was Arabel's Raven. But now am thinking what on earth does jackanory mean?

A poster like those ironing board covers where you just iron away BA in his clothes and up pops naked BA

Oh I love these bits of the thread more than any others, they are so, absurd, ridiculous, ludicrous, funny and just damn fun!

I think it was Bernard Cribbins who read it. He did brilliant voices and was fully clothed

Orphan apparently it's the cockney for story / what's the story...

Yes, Bernard Cribbins is brilliant but he should definitely stay fully clothed

Oh thanks dance. Of course our smut version would be jack-off-a-nory...

Too funny orphan

Ooww orphan you are awful....but I like it

Apparently (feeling a bit clever for this time of the night!) but the rhyming slang comes from the TV show! And the TV show was named from the nursery rhyme:
I'll tell you a story
About Jack a Nory,
And now my story's begun;
I'll tell you another
About Jack and his brother,
And now my story's done.
Or so I discovered while idly googling!
But I like your version better orph with a naked BA, but definitely not a naked BC!

OK, so a naked (except for headset) BA sat on a chair reading a selection of smutty ff excerpts. Live show at the AGM with recordings for sale shortly after.

Oh Graham Norton, you are sooooo going to love this topic when you get BA on your show. I reckon you might like to see BA naked too! Our smutty ff may not be to your taste though....?

I bloody love Bernard Cribbins, although in a much more platonic way. I can't have old jacks boat go the way of Thomas the tank engine.

If BA embarrasses easily he's welcome to make use of my slanket, with me still in it, obviously

Nooo, please don't Pixie I have very clean and wholesome memories of my little bleeder watching Old Jack's Boat...

And on that fine picture of a naked BA complete with heasdset,curls, and a sultry smile I am away to hit my pit....

Always wondered why a graduate wouldn't get the reference to the springs hitting the floorfloor?!? Late night thought.... Sweet dreams everyone!!