Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Our Girl Fan Fiction found here here

Woof didn't you used to do a Groucho Marx tribute act as well? I thought you still had the eyes,glasses and bushy eyebrows still tattoed on your buttocks? As far as I recall, you'd then 'wear' a big false nose and when you managed to blow smoke rings from the cigar it brought the house down.

Just popped back in to find that orph & woof have taken us on a wonderful journey into the land of Loo's and bushes! Wonderful thanks for the giggle, just what I needed!!

You know somewhere on the Internet there's a group of people chatting about how insane that Mumsnet OG thread is.

Philistines obviously

Philistines or a shower of bastards, pix one or the other

orph I think we both know the eyebrows weren't in fact a tattoo, and the eyes and glasses were "stick-on" to cover up that other tattoo I shamefully had done at your bidding whilst drunk in Shanghai 1982. I'm glad to have now incorporated the L, L, S to soften the blow of the other words, so to speak

And if I remember rightly, it was the blow torch finale to the smoke ring illusion that always brought the house down

Oh god you ladies I thought I came back all sorted and I've been plunged into a thread that's worse than when I left it!

Mind you, Woofy and Orphan your posts did remind me of an old bf in cream chinos, no socks and white trainers (the 1980s) who had an unfortunate accident on main street of Darjeeling after a stomach bug...

Do you think we should go over to that offending thread and provide all those uptight ladies with a link to ours... would love to read their reactions afterwards...

Dance I think our exploits would be ok, but orphans simply too shocking for the poor dears

Woof I would be most upset if they were not shocked by our posts...

Dancey your old bf's accident sounds like a typical Saturday night out for me and orphan after one too many Cosmos and gorging on the local Indian

Yes but Dancey what's shocking to them is real life for me [shocked] I haven't worn white trousers since 1994 because nothing can be trusted south of the navel, and that includes icebergs

Good afternoon thread 19 let me assist with OG / CJ / BA refocus only for the sake of any visiting Aussies of course (another one of those photos from FB that have been added to his modelling website didn't know he had one until last night)
It's another version of the front facing one I think they call it "the Bambi over the shoulder" pose in modelling circles

Mmmm, saw that on our FB page but it's definitely a big improvement on those photos with the diarrhoea coloured jacket etc.

Talking of the Aussies, if any of them are on here, nobody has de-lurked as yet.....?

And he could model for me any time he likes!

oh dear have we been off message recently painted? do we need to get back in line? not sure we're capable and it might kill off the orphan woofy show... let's hope any lurking Aussies might well appreciate a little coarseness... but I'll do my best... you mentioned a modelling website? do you have said weblink so we can see if it's up to scratch please?

I'm sorely tempted to join the loo thread and regale them with the explosive tale of a friend of mine and her husband who both got food poisoning on holiday. It involves them lying romantically, hand in hand, on a bed of towels and letting nature takes its course because they were too exhausted to make it to the loo...

Now the burning question is of course, is CJ a bog brush man?

Seriously though, I do hope we don't scare off any newcomers or longterm lurkers. It would be lovely to have new blood. So if there's anyone reading who hasn't yet dared to post, please be assured that you are highly unlikely to bump into woof in real life. She's tagged and has a curfew once it gets dark and for the lighter summer months, not allowed out after 5pm

orph

And yes CJ defo likes soft bristles...

And a good plunge.

Wow. Made the mistake of multi tasking - catching up on this thread while eating dinner. Not recommended .

WoUtd never ever ever amen want to kill off the delights of the orphan and woofy show dance not even to humour any lurking Aussies

This is the model site link hope it works.

www.models1.co.uk/details.aspx?srch=1&modelID=522853&nav=&subid=4330&mainsubid=4330&sexID=1

Goodie, brand new thread!

now need to catch up on today antics.... Better than cleaning, which shows I'm not an obsessive cleaner like the Loo Thread!

Super pictures painted

I've got a serious mid life crush rich I need to pull myself together sharpish

painted we are all there with you

Hush now painted, on here you're normal.