Woman arrested for attempting to get access a horse for sexual act purposes

[OhHolyJesus]

“Arizona Woman Arrested For Using Craiglist To Find A Horse To Have Sex With”

And to be more specific so to save of link clicks:

Waelde’s post in the Missed Connections section, which was published on April 8, stated: “I am 22 years old and I want to play with a male Horse. simple as that. If you have access to a Male horse, and can allow me access to a male horse, then contact me please 😉 I will do something in return.”

www.bolde.com/arizona-woman-craigslist-horse-sex/

All I will say is at 22 you have to wonder what this person has been exposed to in their young life to be interested in such an undertaking.

[ShadowInVain]

Quite apart from anything else I would have thought messing with a horse in that way would be downright dangerous. A kick in the head could be fatal.

[Workinghardeveryday]

Wasn’t there an English queen who regularly did this?!

[EmpressWitchDoesntBurn]

‘The trans woman, whose legal name is Donald Waelde, was busted by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office for placing an ad for someone who owned a horse “on which to commit the act of fellatio,” according to the Phoenix New Times.’

[titchy]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

‘The trans woman, whose legal name is Donald Waelde, was busted by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office for placing an ad for someone who owned a horse “on which to commit the act of fellatio,” according to the Phoenix New Times.’

But this never happens....

[PronounssheRa]

The trans woman, whose legal name is Donald Waelde, was busted by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office for placing an ad for someone who owned a horse “on which to commit the act of fellatio,” according to thePhoenix New Times.

At least the article is clearer than the headline. Grim

[EmpressWitchDoesntBurn]

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

[ChickyNuggies]

Fgs

[MotionActivatedDog]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

Yep. Predictable as hell isn’t it?

[CloseYourEyesAndSee]

I've read about men who do this. They do something to get the horses to penetrate them. One man died serves him right

[Whatsnewpussyhat]

You know how fucked up the world is when shit like this no longer shocks you.

The sex of the person is never a surprise though.

[MySecretHistory]

@Workinghardeveryday

Wasn’t there an English queen who regularly did this?!

A Russian one Catherine the Great

Our Liz loves her horses but not in that way

[CloseYourEyesAndSee]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

There are things that men do and women just don't. So yeah

[HollowTalk]

That person wasn't really trying very hard at "living like a woman", were they?

[PronounssheRa]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

As sure as night following day

[irresistibleoverwhelm]

Omg. What’s that thing on the intel internet where lots of men become convinced that most women frequently have sex with animals? Dogpilling or something?

Sounds like someone had been spending a little bit too much time online. 🐎

[irresistibleoverwhelm]

*incel not intel! FFS autocorrect!

[WallaceinAnderland]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

My first thought was, 'A woman, you say?'

And I was right.

[OverByYer]

Stop the world, I want to get off.
I’m sick of this madness

[SalsaLove]

Wait, what? This man wanted to give a blow job to a horse?

[KittenKong]

@EmpressWitchDoesntBurn

Was it anyone else’s first question when they saw the thread title? Even before reading the OP?

Of course. It always is, followed by ‘where’s the photo?’.

[YetAnotherSpartacus]

I was waiting for the punchline.

[PurgatoryOfPotholes]

I believe it was a malicious lie about Catherine the Great, intended to shame her for her number of human lovers.

I'm not convinced it's anatomically possible for a woman to do that with a male horse without injury.

[MotionActivatedDog]

They can’t decide whether it’s he or she

Upon investigation, they discovered the identity of the poster and her intention in making the post. “In the undercover investigation, Sheriff’s deputies contacted the suspect and engaged Waelde in conversation where the suspect stated the sex act he wished to perform on the horse and agreed to meet the undercover detective on Tuesday,”

She confessed to placing the ad and “stated his intentions to consummate the act.”