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The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail

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Magpiecomplex · Yesterday 20:46

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PastaAllaNorma · Today 08:44

Eggs Florentine and some fresh orange juice please, gerbils. I rather overindulged last night at our anniversary dinner and I need something sustaining to balance it all out.

ShinyBlueTractor · Today 08:59

Morning all! Loving the new place, very swish!

I was sorry to hear of Bill Oddie's passing, his enthusiasm about birds was lovely and quite contagious

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 09:09

I’m going to get on with setting up the crafts room, I want to settle down & work onto new blanket.

Could I have coffee & hot scones in here please, gerbils?

In the Heyer I’ve just finished, the heroine has ‘a dish of hot scones’ for breakfast every day & it sounds so tempting.

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
EdithStourton · Today 09:18

More than once, I've had leftover scones, reheated in the microwave, for my breakfast. Can recommend.

I already feel like a stiff gin. Scot gov spaffing 100s of 1000s on enabling TIMs to breastfeed. FML.

A cup of Darjeeling, please, gerbils, with a slice of chocolate cake... no, not that one, the marbled one with orange... splendid, thank you.

And now to my list of actions from last night's committee meeting.

MarieDeGournay · Today 09:29

Two pages into the new Bluey already, and I'm waaayyy behind.

Overdid-by-my-standards things in the garden, had to do a lot-by-my-standards of admin/house repair stuff, and ended up [like Kitty yesterday] going for a little lie-down after lunch, and waking up late yesterday evening😕

Weirdest dream about Man U under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer [sp?] getting beaten by ..I think it was Leyton Orient - in a pre-season friendly, and being criticised by pundits for parading 'the cup' [not sure which...] before the match, which interfered with the players' preparation and concentration and showed that he was probably not the right choice as manager of Man U, and the season looked bleak for them...

This dream was very very weird because I have no strong feelings about English soccer, Man U, Ole G.S., match preparation, choice of manager, or Leyton Orient - except I know that their nickname is The Os and I drove by their stadium in E10 a couple of times.

Why my unconscious made such a song and dance about those sparse facts, I have no idea!

Anyway, here I am, good morning to everybody, hope you are all doing as well as poss but anything could have happened at the tail-end of the last thread, which I haven't read yet.😬

At least I know what kind of a night Hedgey, Boily and Myrtle had [love the picture!] - the word 'fractious' suggests itself😄so I hope everybody else had fewer distractions from a good night's sleep.

Here's the Smile Gerbil, who helps me out when I'm not sure what's going on with everybody by dispensing general bonhomie to all💙

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
PastaAllaNorma · Today 11:03

I'm off to my favourite YWT reserve because they have a wheelchair entrance and paved paths to the bird hides. They also have otters and stoats, so who knows, I might be in luck.

Being able to get right out there is just so exciting!

If it weren't for wildlife I'd be joining Edith in the gin quaffing. Care Bears being trans, FFS.

EdithStourton · Today 11:31

Nature Notes - Hare Day

I wish all those of you who have never seen a hare could have come on yesterday afternoon's dog walk with B&B. It was hare heaven.

We went to my favourite permission*, which includes three meadows beside a stream, a triangular one leading to a square one leading to a long rectangular one - though all shapes are approximate. B&B were wildly excited as soon as we parked up, and were soon less excited when the first 15 minutes involved me chatting to the 'retired' farmer (who was tidying up some dead timber on the wheat stubble). We had a good moan about the state of farming (low yields this year, low wheat prices, increasing vertical integration putting more power into the hands of big companies, clueless government) as B&B got increasingly peed off about the delay. Batshit went so far as to sit down and stare in my general direction.

Finally, we set off down the hill. Brains flushed a pheasant, and was very pleased with herself.

At the end of the hedge, we left the stubble and went onto the square meadow. In the next 25 minutes we saw hare after hare. One running up a track the other side of the stream, one in the rectangular field that ran and then hunkered down, a pair of leverets running hell for leather (and disturbing a covey of partridges in the process), the hunkered one getting up again, another adult flushed by Brains, and a really big one racing off through a hedge.

Having done a circuit of the long field, we went back across the square one. A hare ran off along a hedgeline and reappeared on the stubble 100 yards away. It ran a little further and then stopped to look back at Brains staring at it. A beautiful little rust coloured leveret ran quite casually into the triangular field and lodged herself in the deepest grass she could find. She got up again and Batshit almost... and I called her name and she stopped.

Another one got up, more bothered by a low-flying buzzard than by us, and a final one - massive back legs - loped off in the distance.

I've never seen so many in such a short space of time. Part of me hates to disturb them - which is why I stayed off those fields for a while, to let the leverets grow up a bit - but I also know that almost no one goes down there, so for 99.9% of the time, the hares' lives continue undisturbed. B&B don't chase, either. If they did, I'd avoid the place like the plague.

The tally was one pheasant, half a dozen partridges, a little flock of goldfinches, the buzzard, and ten hares, three of them seen twice. Before I left, I showed the farmer a video I'd taken, of Batshit NOT chasing the hunkered hare the second time it got up.

One day I should go down there at dusk, and tuck myself and a dog into a quiet spot downwind of everything, and just watch.

*A 'permission' is a piece of land to which the landowner has granted you access for a specified activity. In my case, running and training my dogs.

EdithStourton · Today 11:34

Pasta, I'm staying off the gin. Despite vowing not to drink during the week, I had one after last night's committee meeting...

I hope you see some cool animals. Well, they're all cool, but otters and stoats are quite elusive. I've seen a couple of stoats over the years, but only one otter. Stoats, like weasels, are incredibly fast.

ErrolTheDragon · Today 11:44

Just about in time to wish everyone good morning. I’m about to prep some salad for an early lunch before we head off to DH’s eye clinic. I’ve packed a book…

Magpiecomplex · Today 11:46

EdithStourton · Today 11:34

Pasta, I'm staying off the gin. Despite vowing not to drink during the week, I had one after last night's committee meeting...

I hope you see some cool animals. Well, they're all cool, but otters and stoats are quite elusive. I've seen a couple of stoats over the years, but only one otter. Stoats, like weasels, are incredibly fast.

Warning. Joke incoming.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weaselly recognised, while a stoat is stoatally different.

I thank you, ladies and gerbils, I'll be here all thread!

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EdithStourton · Today 12:16

<groans>
That is such an old joke.

How about the one below?

The Bluestocking Women's Pub, in which Gosie returns to the trail
MyrtleLion · Today 12:27

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 22:50

Fine, I'll take them off.

Can you ring room service I forgot to bring some Tunnocks up with me and I can't reach the phone from here.

🤣😁😂

Chickadeeinme · Today 12:33

Good morning all! Yes I know it’s good afternoon for you lot but I’ve only just woken up and it’s not quite 7:30am. Nice new gaff - thanks @Magpiecomplex. I have my writers group today and have to be out by 12:30, and I need time to fit in looking at the others’ poems, have a shower, have breakfast and take a walk before that. I may have to get up soon, but not before I’ve had my cup of tea. I keep a small electric kettle by the bed and a box of teabags in the bedside drawer, and I take a mug and a small jug of milk up when I go to bed. Americans - many of whom only use the kind of kettle you put on the stove - often think this is weird but it seems perfectly sensible to me.

MyrtleLion · Today 12:52

I slept for 7.5 hours. The headphones helped. I am unsure why we all ended up in the same suite, let alone the same bed, but it was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in ages.

Having a quiet day today.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Today 12:54

Whew - I made it - thanks for the new thread, @Magpiecomplex!

Boiledbeetle · Today 13:27

MyrtleLion · Today 12:52

I slept for 7.5 hours. The headphones helped. I am unsure why we all ended up in the same suite, let alone the same bed, but it was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in ages.

Having a quiet day today.

That will be the gentle snoring, at just the right vibration to soothe mountain lions, of a sleeping beetle right next to your ear through the night.

You beat the house cats for snuggleability that's for sure.

MyrtleLion · Today 13:44

Boiledbeetle · Today 13:27

That will be the gentle snoring, at just the right vibration to soothe mountain lions, of a sleeping beetle right next to your ear through the night.

You beat the house cats for snuggleability that's for sure.

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