The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

[lcakethereforeIam]

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

And there was us thinking it only worked with posters saying "bundles" three times and then Robin appearing!

I wouldnt mind but I was in the shed looking for the box of catfood one second and in the living room posting on Mumsnet the next.

The witching season is truly upon us.

Now where are my secret tunnocks?

Gulp...

Fuckity fuck fuck

unfair reports comming in

@Hedgehogsrightsarehumanrights stop wriggling.

Accept your fate.

Of course its not a real saw.

Now lie down in the box properly.

And smile.

😂😂😂😂

@Boiledbeetlejuice, I don't think you're being taken seriously.

I bet I am now!

WHERE ARE MY TUNNOCK'S?

Due to unforseen circumstances my assistant is currently indisposed.

Give a huge round of applause for her every willing understudy...

(They all give up their secrets eventually)

not telling not not not

I know where my Tunnock's are.

The pair of you have been most helpful

I don't really do Halloween, either. Apart from putting lights in the window and giving little sprogs chocolate when they call.

Not Tunnocks, obviously.

Someone has been eating them!!!

Dont tell her mags

Eep!

I can't bear to look

.

Eeek

My spikes fell off

Nothing to see here. I'm definitely not hiding any delicious chocolate comestibles underneath the shiny things.

Although I would remind a certain someone of the realities of our relative sizes!

I'm sitting on the branch of the tree on which the Tunnocks grow.... and scaring everybody off them.

I don't like this new incarnation of beetle. I don't think it is in the kindly spirit of Bluestocking.

Where's Proper Beetle?

Glenda, Gladys and Grace are doing excellent work.