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The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

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lcakethereforeIam · 28/10/2025 22:55

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

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AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:27

Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:23

Sorry Glad, that's me. I was trying to see if you had your leather chaps on.

Not yet. I don’t want to spoil opening night by giving The Public a preview.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:28

AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:25

Oh, no, I feel the gerbils are lining up to do a can-can as the final encore. That is, if they can all manage to hold hands despite Marie’s observations.

They've had a quick costume change and are doing the can can from the car park all the way down to the Darlington Memorial Hospital.

<joins end of line>

The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp
AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:29

MarieDeGournay · 07/11/2025 20:26

Now that I'd like to see - the can-can performed by gerbils in safety gear😃

As long as the costume department has provided them all with long frilly bloomers.

We don’t need to see anything we normally don’t. Even though we are all female.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:30

There's a very confused taxi driver outside the kebab shop watching a line of dancing gerbils crossing at the traffic lights.

Hedgehogsrightsarehumanrights · 07/11/2025 20:30

<rolls under the chair> zzzzzzzz

MarieDeGournay · 07/11/2025 20:31

AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:29

As long as the costume department has provided them all with long frilly bloomers.

We don’t need to see anything we normally don’t. Even though we are all female.

Can somebody please distract Gertie before they do the splits at the end?!

AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:31

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:28

They've had a quick costume change and are doing the can can from the car park all the way down to the Darlington Memorial Hospital.

<joins end of line>

Very suitably and safely dressed, thank you, Boily.

Are you also in costume at the end of the line?

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:31

AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:31

Very suitably and safely dressed, thank you, Boily.

Are you also in costume at the end of the line?

I joined after I'd taken the photo

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:32

MarieDeGournay · 07/11/2025 20:31

Can somebody please distract Gertie before they do the splits at the end?!

Edited

Gertie is hoping to meet a nice young doctor in A and E

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:33

I think I might conga after them! La la la la-la, lah!

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Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:33

Can we stop and see the brick train whilst we're in Darlo?

Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:34

Hedgehogsrightsarehumanrights · 07/11/2025 20:30

<rolls under the chair> zzzzzzzz

I don't suppose the costume department has a nice thick pair of gauntlets, do they? Hedgy looks difficult to move.

ErrolTheDragon · 07/11/2025 20:34

If there’s anyone sober enough to hang on and not be ill, DragonAir will be departing shortly. (For HSE reasons I obviously don’t drink spirits so I’m fine to fly.)

Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:35

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:33

Can we stop and see the brick train whilst we're in Darlo?

Yes please! The bus can make a diversion, surely?

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:35

Try-to-use-a-broom-lah!

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AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:35

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:31

I joined after I'd taken the photo

I wondered if you were the tail-less one second from the right, or the double-tailed little one next to her.

It’s not too late to ask someone to take a photo with you in it.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:35

Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:35

Yes please! The bus can make a diversion, surely?

I wonder if it looks more train like in the daylight?

The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp
Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:36

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:35

I wonder if it looks more train like in the daylight?

You'd hope so, wouldn't you?

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:37

I'll-fly-if-there's-room-lah!
Na-na-na-na-nah!

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Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:37

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:37

I'll-fly-if-there's-room-lah!
Na-na-na-na-nah!

How many drinks did you have?

AsWithGlad · 07/11/2025 20:38

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:35

Try-to-use-a-broom-lah!

And-try-to-make-some-room-lah.

For Glad and friend
Down at the end.

edit: cake got there before me.
I’ll walk.

MarieDeGournay · 07/11/2025 20:38

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:37

I'll-fly-if-there's-room-lah!
Na-na-na-na-nah!

Tipsy Cake??😁

Boiledbeetlejuice · 07/11/2025 20:38

ErrolTheDragon · 07/11/2025 20:34

If there’s anyone sober enough to hang on and not be ill, DragonAir will be departing shortly. (For HSE reasons I obviously don’t drink spirits so I’m fine to fly.)

I'll take dragon air. I need the wind in my face. Might sober me up.

lcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2025 20:39

I-only-had-pint-lah!

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Magpiecomplex · 07/11/2025 20:39

But what are we going to do with Hedgy?

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