The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

[lcakethereforeIam]

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

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<gets up, squeezes past half a row>

It's nearly the interval I'm going to get to the loo before there's a queue.

Can you order me a G&T while you're out there please?

Well that was good what was my singing like?

Better than Magpies.

Oi!

It's take what you get given tonight

The gerbils beat us to everything I see

That was absolutely the best hedgehog singing I've ever heard, ever!😄

They deserve it tonight.

I have to say what the gerbils have pulled together in such a short time is just miraculous

Stands in corner reading personal messages.

Do I have time to go to the loo again before the interval finishes? Or do I hold it and go and get an ice cream tub from the gerbil at the front of the stage?

Ice cream. Deffo.

As long as you're not planning to pee in the ice cream tub.

Even normal beetle size those tubs are way too small for that.

My wooden spatula thing just broke off in the tub.

Are we all back the lights are dimming?

Hedgy, turn your phone off, there's a love.

Ice cream at an interval reminds me of a very un PC joke about a date involving a woman with a vagina where her eye should be….

Oops

The gerbils have come such a long way <sniff>

Im surprised they haven't actually had major accidents rehearsing this. The choreography to purposefully get things so wrong is very difficult.

The RIDDOR report would make interesting reading, certainly!

<whispers>

Gubbins looks adorable!

Ahh look at little Gubbins dropping her triangle.

She's so cute.

Who's nicked my midget gems?