The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

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Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

It's a shame we have to travel to the Darlington Bluestocking Community Hall, but it will be worth it.

Once we are all on the bus we can set off.

Are Fuzzy, Brit and I flying there?

I thought you were already on the bus. Are you not? We'll wait at the next services for you.

yes, and me too. I can probably accommodate a few avians on my back if you get tired.

The capybaras are currently half way up the motorway all crammed into the back of Clara's work van. Apparently it's very sweaty in the back.

I'm ok. Might cadge a lift home again later though.

It's curtain up at 7.30 so you've got a good hour to get there.

Amazingly the bus is just pulling up to the community hall.

Hopefully they've got a bar.

I've put my best sparkly waistcoat on and have opera glasses at the ready..

Save me a seat please Fuzzy, I'm nearly there!

Phew, made it! Mine's a pint of hot chocolate please bartender.

I've put my big flippery feet on a seat for you Maggers.

Wow, you look well posh.

You're wearing a sparkly waistcoat, I felt I should dress up smartly!

Apparently it's a sell out.

I'm just reading the poster whilst I queue for the loo.

Oh! A bus. I just walked through the door with Darlington Bluestocking Community Hall written on it.

It's going to be standing room only at this rate.

That makes much more sense!

Which would be a deliciously ironic health and safety violation!

The younger gerbils are doing a good job of directing people into the building

They are currently trying to work out how many gerbils on one seat equals one human

Am coming am, am coming has anyone seen my roller skates?

Google plus a quick bit of maths suggests 900 average female gerbils is equivalent to one average UK woman in weight.

Edited to add the extra zero

Then we'll just pile the gerbils up high and everyone can have a few on their laps.

You can stick some up on the rafters.

But tie them down for gods sake.

Yes, we certainly don't need impromptu trapeze acts!

I see you found them, Hedgy!