The Autumn Bluestocking - mist, mellow fruitfulness and hot chocolate!

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Welcome one and all - as the nights draw in, pull up a chair to the fire, and the gerbils will be along soon with hot chocolate and Tunnock’s teacakes.

<Looks at timed cat food dispenser on top of cupboard>

<searchs for AA batteries>

Boily would try to beat me to it!

I wonder if the spam message proffering a ‘strong opioid analgesic’ was targetted at Myrtle or random? (I’ve reported it, so if you see a deletion message upthread it was just that not a more unwelcome type of intruder)

Obviously you’d need one each, same timer settings - even Boily can’t be in two places at once.

I also reported it and it should be reported to the Advertising Standards Agency as it's illegal to advertise prescription drugs directly to patients in the UK.

Great idea!

Don't tempt her! She'll find a way.

Also, every time I've seen one of those pet food dispensers, a cat or dog has been ripping it apart or fooling it to get the food early, so it probably wouldn't work.

I'm trying to do the food order, but every time we do it together & DH says we need brown onions, we have to play Green Onions & then Soul Limbo - we're currently on the latter. OK, it's back to the shopping - wait, now he wants Chain by F/Mac. I may have to counter with Albatross.

I sent them a report that just said

🤔

ETA I see all trace of it has been removed, as if it never was.

God damn you!

I just peed a little

😂

I'd have a bloody good go though

I think you might need to visit Android in the lab. I'm sure she can help you out.

Runs to lab

You seem to have morphed into some sort of Diptera!

Now you're here can you give me a hand please, Boilies? This experiment didn't quite go as planned.

Cloning gone wrong.

I love cherries and spoil myself relentlessly when they are in season. Cherries and dark chocolate are definitely a marriage made in heaven from my perspective.

A who what now?

Bugger the duplication field breaks down once you get so far from the lab

There's a thread on finding the perfect Black Forest Gateau.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5405697-its-my-birthday-i-want-black-forest-gateau

And now I'm disintigrating

<shimmers into the ether>

I would but I'm currently in a different dimension.

Nice wings by the way

Anyone?

Help me

sigh

OK, I'm going back in.

But...

You look perfect just the way you are

Aaargh! I'm going back in before they have me doing the washing up!

My what soft hair you have!