The Autumn Bluestocking - mist, mellow fruitfulness and hot chocolate!

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Welcome one and all - as the nights draw in, pull up a chair to the fire, and the gerbils will be along soon with hot chocolate and Tunnock’s teacakes.

OK, so everybody HAS been assimilated. sigh

I've taken off my embroidered shoes & Spare Head4. Boily, you may assimilate me. I don't want to be a party pooper.

ETA When I read about Dr Upton as R2 in the docs, I keep expecting a 'D2' on the end of it.

You were assimilated earlier with the cat and a couple of gerbils

Being assimilated doesn't mean it will be any easier for me to get my phone back though.

She is so happy

And keeping the hot chocolate bowser hot.

So we have two separate collectives? Does that mean my Borg identity is Magpie of Bluestocking? And, to take a random example, Scaramouche is now Scaramouche of Staunch Ally?

dusts front hooves together

Yep

Excellent. I've never bothered changing my username before but I might do now!

Do make sure she understands the pool is for the capybaras. And she shouldn't boil their oranges either.

Oh deer # 2

If everyone could make their way to the main banquet hall the disco and buffet are about to start.

Can you still get comfortably relaxed on G&Ts if you have been assimilated? Asking for a friend.

Look, Borgs, just give up: THE GERBILS WILL NOT BE ASSIMILATED!
No matter how much Boily you try, they just end up looking dead cute anyway.
OK they are trying to look a bit scary in this image, but they still look cute, in fancy dress, and poorly-lit😁

I'd avoid the cheese though

Totally

I never realised the gerbils are such Star Trek Next Gen fans!

Oh, goodness, I hadn’t realised that was me. In my mind I have a cute face and not a sharp beak - most penguins have no access to mirrors - but on reflection I see I am wrong.

And duly assimilated.

Apologies, @Boiledbeetle.

OK then. I am my friend is happy to be assimilated. Will I she get a cashback card or any other benefits?

I'm not sure that I understand this Borg/Assimilation stuff.

I think as the world you inhabit has been obliterated all debts are wiped and everyone uses a company credit card

@JanesLittleGirl your card Jane of borg

There should definitely be a loyalty scheme though. Borg Points, to exchange for cheap glassware and money off holidays.

I used to work at the petrol station, so something like a version of Tiger tokens?

Exactly!

One token per assimilated person.

10 000 tokens if you assimilate a small planet

1 000 000 tokens for a large planet.