The Bluestocking: where conversation should supersede cards

[MyrtleLion]

The Blue Stockings Society was founded by women emphasising education and mutual cooperation. Men could attend as invited guests, but in this Women's Pub, they are only welcome to peer enviously through the windows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Stockings_Society

All women welcome!

All tastes catered for.

All food containing calories will not increase waistlines.

All drink containing alcohol will not intoxicate beyond the mildy merry and slightly inhibited stage. Guaranteed no hangovers.

Don't mind the gerbils, hamster, capybaras, quokkas and other assorted rodents. They're all female, all staff and very accommodating...

@Britinme Thats interesting <lies on couch> can i discuss how todays events have made me feel please

Why? Are there lots of s…rs outside?

Congratulations on the new job, @lifeturnsonadime !

Have fun @lifeturnsonadime - a coastal trip in a van with dogs to keep you warm sounds great.

Right, too many chickens, or dragons or something? ....

Don't worry fatus ratus and the retriever army have me covered.

And I'll pop in for a virtual mertot.

@AsWithGlad not telling you just stay here be safe….

OK…

How can there be too many dragons?

Just don't offer to help if Banned wants assistance in the cellar!

The problem is not so much too many dragons more that the dragon name generator only generates three names. SO many dragons called Blaze now running around on another thread it's ridiculous

I have no idea what you're talking about, unfortunately. Or perhaps fortunately?

Bon voyage or bonnes vacances @lifeturnsonadime @li

Edit to apologise for slight echo.

Ah...right... well, it may not be entirely safe for certain people Woley who don't know how to look after dragons properly.

Help i am stuck in the cellar

I see you found the thread! 🐉 careful you don't get swapped for an 🐙

I'm busy. I'll ask @AsWithGlad to assist you if you want

You know looking at you with that toilet roll tube on your head...

You'd make a good loo brush!

You called? Should I bring school scissors?

Depends. Can you pick a handcuff lock with them?

Wow!

I feel a tiny bit sorry for those spiders.

Not with or without them, sorry.

I’d be an inadequate temporary substitute for Your Esteemedness.

<channels inner Freud> Ach you have ze big feelinks mein child? Tell me, what do you think of when you see zis cigar?

@inkymoose I feel a tiny bit sorry for those spiders.

Me too. wasn't there an X-files episode where people got fungus 'possessed?

🍄eeek

That would have been more appropriate on Monday, the feast of St Blaise (which is why Fr L had to spend a chunk of the tea-and-cake part of Monday's festivities blessing people's throats - he had quite a queue).

The Last of Us - pandemic.caused by a mutated fungus.

that thread!

the flat earthers' save our globe committee