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Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

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ErrolTheDragon · 20/09/2024 19:07

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

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DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 18:27

Vegetables are lovely, I will be happy eat lots of vegetables and assorted fruits and nuts and seeds and flavours. I fancied the look of some of those sparp salady offerings that looked as though it was an acronym for sandwiches preferred by actual right-thinking people. Though I would alas need the bread to be wheat-free.

I will also eat meat of course. And eggs and things.

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 18:54

Ignore me... (Whistles nonchalantly while Boily points dramatically in the opposite direction to divert attention)

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EdithStourton · 26/09/2024 18:54

If we're going foraging, I can reliably identify parasol mushrooms, field mushrooms, beefsteak mushrooms and chicken of the woods. And also death caps and fly agaric.

lcakethereforeIam · 26/09/2024 19:08

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 18:54

Ignore me... (Whistles nonchalantly while Boily points dramatically in the opposite direction to divert attention)

What!? What is it? I'm looking, I'm looking so hard right now!

DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 19:30

The good thing about Fly agarics is sometimes they have Ceps growing near them. I recognise Phallus impudicus when it's about the place.

Also shaggy caps and giant puffballs (the most delicious).

Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 19:44

Now mushrooms are fine... Well some varieties... you know the one's dried and delivered in little baggies.

lcakethereforeIam · 26/09/2024 19:46

...still looking...

DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 19:53

There, look, behind that bush

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lcakethereforeIam · 26/09/2024 19:54

😁 Blush

ErrolTheDragon · 26/09/2024 19:58

That belongs in a 'he was a fun guy' joke.

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Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 19:59

DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 19:53

There, look, behind that bush

Nat Geo Wild Wtf GIF by Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER

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Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 20:04

Just for you, Cake

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DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 20:06

Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 19:59

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sweet little monkey has never seen anything like that before!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 26/09/2024 20:30

I'm only dipping in & out this afternoon/evening, but I'm seeing a new side to some of our comrades at the Bluey. Edith pulls wild beasts apart with her bare hands & knows a death cap when she sees one (remind me to stay on her good side) - & as for the Dean! My goodness! I thought she was so prim & proper with her short hair & sensible shoes. Wow.

lcakethereforeIam · 26/09/2024 20:36

While I was looking I found some toads tools

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Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 20:37

The gerbils have set up a pop up shop at the end of your forest walk route (otherwise known as the Blue stocking car park)

Please spend muchly! They are sharing the profits with the beetle quoakkas

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DeanElderberry · 26/09/2024 20:39

Mycology is a very staid and respectable pursuit.

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 20:39

Are they selling tea towels, Boily? I like a good tea towel.

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 20:40

lcakethereforeIam · 26/09/2024 20:36

While I was looking I found some toads tools

😂😂😂

Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 20:42

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 20:39

Are they selling tea towels, Boily? I like a good tea towel.

Glenda has had a rummage through the stock for you

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Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 20:43

You might be better off buying a mug!

FuzzyPuffling · 26/09/2024 20:49

I would like a gerbil mug, a gerbil soft toy and a set of gerbil towels please.

Magpiecomplex · 26/09/2024 20:51

Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 20:43

You might be better off buying a mug!

Yes, I think that might be best. And a gerbil badge please.

Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2024 20:52

FuzzyPuffling · 26/09/2024 20:49

I would like a gerbil mug, a gerbil soft toy and a set of gerbil towels please.

<Takes money.>

I'll just go and get a gerbil to bring your purchases to you.

<does a runner>

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