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Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking...

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ErrolTheDragon · 20/09/2024 19:07

En franglais, in English .... open to all women for company, fun and fabulous artworks. Leave unwanted reality in the porch and come along in.

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FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2024 13:06

Cute maggots.
And there's a phrase I didn't think I'd ever say.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 13:24

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2024 12:59

I love that meme, @ifIwerenotanandroid.

There is another one, which I will dig out later, that is supposed to be the shield and motto of the Ankh Morpork (Terry Pratchett) Guild of Knitters and Yarncrafters. The motto in Latin is "Favete linguis - ego numero", which translates to "Be quiet, I'm counting!"

😂Sounds like he had a wife or Mum who was the right sort.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 13:28

FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2024 13:06

Cute maggots.
And there's a phrase I didn't think I'd ever say.

The Bluestocking chocolatiers are working on a commemorative chocloate bar as we speak. Bottom left makes me think of that Quatermass film - Quatermass and the Pit? "Hopping... hopping!"

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 13:31

Ooh - they've just created a colourful version!

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2024 13:34

Cute little jumpers!!

lcakethereforeIam · 25/09/2024 13:35

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2024 11:59

I was imagining that Cake was a cake in the shape of a rights hoarding dinosaur yesterday!

You know what reality is like at the Bluestocking <shrug>

Go to bed as a cupcake, wake up as a dinosaur cake.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 13:36

Going into production now, will be free at the bar this evening.

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MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 13:44

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 12:37

Your wish is AI's command. And surprisingly, it did what you asked. Unbearably cute tweeness coming right up.

I knew it! 'Say but the word...' Thank you IIWNAA.
Definitely the cutest, happiest, best-dressed maggots I've ever seenSmile
My daily recommended dose of unbearably cute tweeness ✔

BTW I never knew I was such a sucker for unbearably cute tweeness until I came to the Bluestocking and met all the little gerbil-werbils and quokka-wokkas etc.
We didn't have Beatrix Potter etc when I was a child - Queen Maeve and Cuchulainn and fairies, but no talking animals wearing clothes - so I think I have a bad case of late-onset zoonotic* tweenessSmile
*see you later over in Pedantry Corner..

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 13:57

*see you later over in Pedantry Corner..

You will! The thing I liked most about sausage-gate yesterday was that it's a perfect example of bathos, & when learning about bathos, litotes, hyperbole & all the rest, it was hard to think of one. But we can discuss this in The Corner. Laters!

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2024 14:24

Speaking of knitting, crochet and other handicrafts, let me find a picture.

EdithStourton · 25/09/2024 14:29

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 12:40

Talking of knitted things, this is doing the rounds...

Marvellous meme, but I would argue with the 'suddenly'.
IM extensive E, even a small blanket isn't 'sudden'.

<glares balefully at mostly-finished jumper>

Chersfrozenface · 25/09/2024 14:30

Here we go. Some marvellous woman cosplaying very accurately a meme which I can't reproduce here

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 15:06

I take issue with the knitcentric 'two magic wands', when crochet only requires one.

But it's a neat idea overall.

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 15:43

ifIwerenotanandroid I take issue with the knitcentric 'two magic wands', when crochet only requires one.

I 💖PEDANTRYGrin

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 15:45

It's not just pedantry, it's the crocheter's chip on the shoulder. (Though I knit as well.)

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2024 15:52

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 25/09/2024 12:59

I love that meme, @ifIwerenotanandroid.

There is another one, which I will dig out later, that is supposed to be the shield and motto of the Ankh Morpork (Terry Pratchett) Guild of Knitters and Yarncrafters. The motto in Latin is "Favete linguis - ego numero", which translates to "Be quiet, I'm counting!"

Just don't confuse them with the Seamstresses Guild!

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FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2024 16:53

Ah, now you're talking. I love a bit of dressmaking and creative embroidery.

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2024 17:29

lcakethereforeIam · 25/09/2024 13:35

You know what reality is like at the Bluestocking <shrug>

Go to bed as a cupcake, wake up as a dinosaur cake.

Any thoughts on what sort of cake you might be next?

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lcakethereforeIam · 25/09/2024 17:41

No red velvet that's for sure. Talk about over promising and under delivering.

I'm feeling a bit rustic, so nothing too fancy. And, in deference to your good self Beetle, not lemon drizzle. What's that sponge cake with lots of currants and crunchy sugar on top?

EdithStourton · 25/09/2024 17:50

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2024 15:06

I take issue with the knitcentric 'two magic wands', when crochet only requires one.

But it's a neat idea overall.

Knit privilege?
Though I also crochet...

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2024 18:33

Surely the most rustic cake is the rock cake? (I confess, I cheated on the instructions, but when I asked for a rock cake it didn't know what one was anyway)

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Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2024 18:38

There seems to have been a mass outbreak of Cthulhu worship in the Bluestocking while I wasn't looking. Between the Quacken and the maggots, I'm sorry to have missed it!

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 18:50

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2024 17:29

Any thoughts on what sort of cake you might be next?

The patriot in my tells me that I have to be the green white and orange[ish] one, top right.☘

lcakethereforeIam · 25/09/2024 18:59

Oh yes, but I'd nick the bacon off the other ones as well.

.....

I could really go a rock cake right now 🙁

lcakethereforeIam · 25/09/2024 19:01

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2024 18:33

Surely the most rustic cake is the rock cake? (I confess, I cheated on the instructions, but when I asked for a rock cake it didn't know what one was anyway)

Oh no! I'm not putting an acorn in my mouth again.

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