Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more

[GrimbutGerbil]

As ever, the gerbils are yours to command...

Terriers are usually ready to 'clean up' herbivore (and other) poo. Unfortunately they sometimes roll in it along the way.

Dirty floors or happy smelly dogs who'll need worming some time - you choose.

I'm for happy smelly dogs btw, in case you couldn't tell.

Ughhh! Can you imagine the mess that would make if the consistency was slightly softer ughhh

I think we could train a gerbil with a tiny dustpan and brush, bet their hourly rate is reasonable. I'll even throw in an extra lettuce as a tip.

(Note I have no clue what gerbils eat!)

That would be adorable. They can order what they want off the Bluestocking's extensive menu.

I think we all know how that story finishes.

@Boiledbeetle Ughhh! Can you imagine the mess that would make if the consistency was slightly softer ughhh

Yup. www.thepoke.com/2016/08/12/man-describes-the-harrowing-events-of-poohpocalypse-when-his-roomba-met-a-dog-turd/

With the number, size and variety of animals in the bar we'll need a bloody big one.

terrier. telling ya.

Anyway, I'm here to complain about the side tracking. This is NOT the pub. We're here for Aston! I hope Eden's enjoying her summer.

It will still be cleaner than mixed sex toilets

What sort of toilets has the Bluestocking got? Just in case I'm ever nearby & feel the need.

Words fail me. I asked AI to imagine a posh ladies toilets with a sofa & this is what it produced...

I wonder if she's spending it choosing a less divisive PhD topic?

And this, which looks very comfy...

AI seems to be a creepy man.

Which explains a lot.

And this...

Unfortunately there's probably much truth in that comment!

Looks like we're all in together! Nothing like sharing EVERYTHING with friends!

The armchair-upholstered loos with cushions. That AI never cleaned a bathroom, did it?

I asked it to imagine the interior of the Bluestocking & y'all seem to be on a ship (with pavements) or in Harry Potter World.

The AI is definitely broken. I'm trying to get it to do the Bluestocking pub inside a Cornish pasty. We can all picture it, yeah? The AI can't.

Yup.

'Pornish' 😄 I think it's put blue stockings in the last one.

It's not liking that one is it!

😂It's the stuff of nightmares. And so simple for a human.

It definitely has no idea what goes in a CP.