Aston, scraped vipers, gerbils and much more

[GrimbutGerbil]

As ever, the gerbils are yours to command...

Of course where i live now the only thing anyone ever talks about is how many marmalade sandwiches one should keep about ones person in case of an emergency.

Lots of loving & leaving in my corner of the world - which is full of the Irish diaspora, so… 🤷‍♀️

One of my fave current Irish valedictions is 'Well listen, I'll let you go after this..', said by the person eager to get away from a prolonged conversation, as if they were the one droning on and on... Clever, eh?

OK which one you is Steven the Seagull?

https://mol.im/a/13671441

I saw a video a while ago of a gull nicking a pack of sandwiches from a branch of the Co-op. If I recall correctly someone triggered the automatic doors so he could escape with his goods 😁 I love gulls, they have a fantastic "don't give a shit" attitude.

Leave Tunnocks For Boiledbeetle

Changing the arrangement so he nicks the chilli ones won't have any effect. Birds don't have the pain receptors anywhere in their digestive system for capsaicins. But that looks like pickled onion Monster Munch, truly a God amongst snacks. Clever girl!

Afternoon.

💕💋

😁

I have new supplies

Surely it's just Steven Seagull after the action film actor?

For your birthday [happy birthday in advance], do you just have just one Tunnock with a candle, or do you have a Tunnock with a candle for each year of your age?🎂🙃

That's harsh.Are you calling me a fake, a common tern? Or maybe a shag?

Well I'd never actually considered either option, but I think it should be one for each year.

I'll just go order another 5 boxes but I'll have eaten the ones I've got by the time they arrive, so best make it 6 boxes.

Well, you are common. Could you not have shoplifted from somewhere more Harrods like? Even waitrose at a push.

I'd have said booby!

Stealing that like me crisps an claiming it for my own. any complains I'll send gull flying squad out an put a target on yer ead. I am Steven. Fear me.

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Steven the screaming seagull

Me picci won't paste. NOOOO
Don't steal me crisps wen I'm not lookin

A portrait of Steven looking rather noble & not at all the type of creature who'd steal your crisps.

How it looks to Steven down at the beach, after he's stolen Alice's brownies.

Immortalised in choclate.

Some ideas for Boily's birthday cake? (Cakes have Tunnocks baked into them, obvs.)

Isn't 'seagull' a derogatory expression for a management consultant? Somebody who flies in, makes a load of noise, shits all over everything, steals everything they can get their claws on and then flies off again.