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Aston University + gerbil merch thread

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Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 22:35

@ifIwerenotanandroid the above depictions are all wonderful.

Except the tomatoes.

That's just going be a nightmare to clean up!

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 22:51

Can i let you into a secret...

In real life I actually freak out when confronted with an actual beetle (not ladybirds obviously, they are to cute for anyone to fear them.)! I have a totally irrational fear of them! a bit like what some people have with spiders! (The part of my life where i worked in pest control dealing with infections of bugs was SUCH fun!!!!!!)

There was one on the side of the kitchen wall by the back door this morning. Five minutes it took to stop having the ick long enough to remove the bugger. Then it sat on the piece of paper I'd used to move it and then had immediately dropped on the back step for a good fifteen minutes before scuttling off. I swear it was taunting me.

Creepy little fucker.

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Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 23:21

I've just picked my favourites

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 14:54

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 22:33

I do not care about which sex you are, which sex you fancy or your current partner/partnership/marital status or even if you are a nun in a convent...

I wish to marry you!

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Are you talking to me, or the woman in the picture?😂😂😂

MarieDeGournay · 16/07/2024 18:44

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 22:51

Can i let you into a secret...

In real life I actually freak out when confronted with an actual beetle (not ladybirds obviously, they are to cute for anyone to fear them.)! I have a totally irrational fear of them! a bit like what some people have with spiders! (The part of my life where i worked in pest control dealing with infections of bugs was SUCH fun!!!!!!)

There was one on the side of the kitchen wall by the back door this morning. Five minutes it took to stop having the ick long enough to remove the bugger. Then it sat on the piece of paper I'd used to move it and then had immediately dropped on the back step for a good fifteen minutes before scuttling off. I swear it was taunting me.

Creepy little fucker.

well boss
you find me heartbroken
i thought i had found someone who
loved me for me
who knew that under these hard
elytra beats the tender dorsal
vessel and
accessory pulsatile organs
of a scholar
and a poet
all those pictures of me in my library
devouring page after page of
literature and philosophy and
never falling for the long-legged
beauties who threw themselves at me and

yes i crawled on a lap or two but what
do you expect a poikilothermic creature
to do question mark
but i thought i had found the one
and called on her
yesterday morning
to declare my love
and for a long time
she did not speak
but passed me a piece of paper
which i guessed would be a Petrarchan sonnet
or a villanelle or even
i apostrophe m openminded
blank verse
as only poetry could express her
love for me
instead boss it was
an old Tunnocks wrapper
and suddenly i was on
the cold step outside
her back door

boss i won't deny it
i stayed there for a long long time
maddened with sorrow
tiny tears falling from
each each of the lenses
in my compound eyes

i thought of my friend
Mehitabel and how she would
deal with it dash head held high
and quote its cheerio my deario
that sees a lady through
toujours gai archy
toujours gai close quote

but then i got angry
mad as hell boss
and i called for my friends
come in your billions
tiny small feet
and humming little wings
crawlers and creepers
wigglers and stingers
avenge your fellow insect exclamation mark

so cruel usurper of the name Beetle
who broke not only my dorsal
vessel but each of my
accessory pulsatile organs
a warning dash
if i were you i apostophe d take
the safety catch off
my Flit gun...
archy apostrophe s coleopteroid cousin

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 18:54

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 14:54

Are you talking to me, or the woman in the picture?😂😂😂

You! 😍

DeanElderberry · 16/07/2024 18:54

oh archie . . .

DeanElderberry · 16/07/2024 18:56

sorry

archy

of course

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 18:56

MarieDeGournay · 16/07/2024 18:44

well boss
you find me heartbroken
i thought i had found someone who
loved me for me
who knew that under these hard
elytra beats the tender dorsal
vessel and
accessory pulsatile organs
of a scholar
and a poet
all those pictures of me in my library
devouring page after page of
literature and philosophy and
never falling for the long-legged
beauties who threw themselves at me and

yes i crawled on a lap or two but what
do you expect a poikilothermic creature
to do question mark
but i thought i had found the one
and called on her
yesterday morning
to declare my love
and for a long time
she did not speak
but passed me a piece of paper
which i guessed would be a Petrarchan sonnet
or a villanelle or even
i apostrophe m openminded
blank verse
as only poetry could express her
love for me
instead boss it was
an old Tunnocks wrapper
and suddenly i was on
the cold step outside
her back door

boss i won't deny it
i stayed there for a long long time
maddened with sorrow
tiny tears falling from
each each of the lenses
in my compound eyes

i thought of my friend
Mehitabel and how she would
deal with it dash head held high
and quote its cheerio my deario
that sees a lady through
toujours gai archy
toujours gai close quote

but then i got angry
mad as hell boss
and i called for my friends
come in your billions
tiny small feet
and humming little wings
crawlers and creepers
wigglers and stingers
avenge your fellow insect exclamation mark

so cruel usurper of the name Beetle
who broke not only my dorsal
vessel but each of my
accessory pulsatile organs
a warning dash
if i were you i apostophe d take
the safety catch off
my Flit gun...
archy apostrophe s coleopteroid cousin

Oh my!

💝❤💕💗

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 19:00

Rather enjoyed that @MarieDeGournay

So I'm (adds up all SARs) 150 documents through the 174

If there is one thing I've learned watching and reading about tribunals it's you never send an email if you could speak to a person on the phone.

Luckily these idiots have obviously never seen or read about any tribunals so have very nicely written down and emailed the incriminating stuff.

Happy happy dance!

Such fun!!.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:09

Boiledbeetle · 15/07/2024 22:35

@ifIwerenotanandroid the above depictions are all wonderful.

Except the tomatoes.

That's just going be a nightmare to clean up!

.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 19:11

I'm not a dress person, but I think that would actually look fantastic as an actual dress!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:13

@MarieDeGournay I asked AI to imagine you writing that...

(It's not been feeling well.)

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:16

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 18:54

You! 😍

Oh my goodness!

I accept. It'll be big o' me (old joke), but who cares?

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:20

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 19:11

I'm not a dress person, but I think that would actually look fantastic as an actual dress!

This fabric's available on ebay... just needs a few stumpwork toms & you're there.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 21:03

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:16

Oh my goodness!

I accept. It'll be big o' me (old joke), but who cares?

Oh look at me looking all gorgeous in my finery. You, whilst stunning... If I had known you were going to turn back into a 🍅 at midnight i would have held the service earlier!

<takes huge bite out of ifiwerenotanandroid's bottom!>

I have all 174 documents coloured coded by department! I

Tomorrow is putting them in department piles and then date order!

I've not had time for anything else, I've probably missed all sorts. You could try to assassinate a president and i wouldn't notice right now!

lcakethereforeIam · 16/07/2024 21:18
Happy Birthday Love GIF by LINE FRIENDS

Congratulations <sniff> I think I've something in my eye 🥹

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 21:56

ifIwerenotanandroid · 16/07/2024 19:16

Oh my goodness!

I accept. It'll be big o' me (old joke), but who cares?

I've just got the big o me joke!😁

JanesLittleGirl · 16/07/2024 22:40

I would love to look elegant reclining on a an ottoman, a sofa, a chesterfield or a chaise long while surrounded by mountains of legal documents.

But then, reality.

PS. I do spend a lot of time simply being elegant.

Boiledbeetle · 16/07/2024 22:44

JanesLittleGirl · 16/07/2024 22:40

I would love to look elegant reclining on a an ottoman, a sofa, a chesterfield or a chaise long while surrounded by mountains of legal documents.

But then, reality.

PS. I do spend a lot of time simply being elegant.

I know Jane! I SO know!

I know you all imagine me as the wonderful iridescent beetle of mine and android's wedding photo, but alas the truth is more...well...sack of spuds like!

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2024 00:24

Enjoying our honeymoon.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2024 00:30

'I have all 174 documents coloured coded by department!'

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2024 00:31

Actually the AI was pretty good on this one...

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Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2024 00:40

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2024 00:30

'I have all 174 documents coloured coded by department!'

😍 you're captured the triumphant moment well. Annoyingly the AI version is so much more impressive than my actual colour coded notes on just about every surface in the living room. At one point the cat sat still for too long in a spot! She wasn't impressed when a document pile landed on her head

But enough with that do your wifey duties, where's my slippers and my nightcap! (Both varieties, actual and alcohol version)

Boiledbeetle · 17/07/2024 00:40

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/07/2024 00:24

Enjoying our honeymoon.

😁 I'd forgotten I had a third leg!

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