poemai.net:
'There once was a treat so divine
That made my taste buds truly shine
With chocolate and marshmallow inside
It was hard to resist or hide
But alas, I do not like
Those Tunnocks teacakes in sight
The fluffy filling, too sweet for me
Leaves my tongue in a state of unease
But fear not, for there is still hope
For another treat that I can't elope
Tunnocks Caramel Wafers, oh how I adore
With every bite, I want more and more
The crispy wafer, the gooey caramel
It's a match made in heaven, can't you tell?
So while others may rave about teacakes
I'll stick to my wafers, for goodness sake
In the battle of sweets, I have chosen my side
And Tunnocks Caramel Wafers are my pride
So let the teacake lovers sneer and mock
For I'll be happily indulging in my caramel block.'
PS. Sorry if you don't like any Tunnocks.
PPS. The use of 'elope' in this poem is very weird. Is anyone planning on running away with and marrying a Tunnocks edible treat?