@Dumbledoreslemonsherbets, in the interests of transparency, accountability and otherwise jolly good practice, I think you need to confirm that you, @AlisonDonut and @Boiledbeetle are not all the same person if they are to be your supervisors.
And @AlisonDonut and @Boiledbeetle, you should probably testify to the fact that you are:
a) different women,
b) not being bribed financially by anyone, and
c) have no commercial interests in @Dumbledoreslemonsherbets'project.