Just for fun, your Hogwarts house, based on your gender views?

[theilltemperedclavecinist]

Gryffindor

Gender Identity is real, and takes precedence over reality. Unbelievers will be punished.

You are: Stonewall; The Witchfinder General.

Hufflepuff

Gender Identity is real, and takes precedence over reality, but the existence of unbelievers is grudgingly acknowledged. Unbelievers will be tutted at, and shunned.

You are: A Liberal Feminist; The Church of England circa 1950.

Ravenclaw

Gender Identity is not real, and reality should take precedence, but the existence of believers is acknowledged and wearily accepted. May attempt to deprogram Hufflepuffs, with variable results.

You are: a TERF; a suspected witch.

Slytherin

Gender Identity is not real, and biology is destiny. Attempts to escape current local cultural norms for your sex (up to and including 'transitioning') may actually be a capital offence.

You are: one of the few UN states that currently ban transitioning; The Taliban.

To those who take issue with the allocation of TRAs to Gryffindor - come now! We all know that Gryffindors are self-righteous idiots with main character syndrome.

Ha! I guessed Ravenclaw before opening the thread, and therefore declare your categorisations sound.

It's going to be busy in Ravenclaw!

Yeah, me too for Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw. I’ll take that!

Ravenglass... the critical thinkers.

The Ravenclaw Diadem is definitely on my head too.....

Ravenclaw of course. Tired (so tired...) of Explaining Reality to Fuckwits 💪

No! Not Hufflepuff, I'm so disappointed 😞

Oh well, Ravenclaw it is then.

Gryffindors are self-righteous idiots with main character syndrome.

Not Neville!

Ha, Ravenclaw, which is apparently my house anyway —according to the endless quizzes sent to me by DD

Houses are like gender identity. Made up for the purposes of social control.

Does that make me a fun-sucking dementor?

And locking children into a course of life depending on a brief glimpse of their personality before they even reached puberty.

(Joining you on the overthinking bench there, Alien.)

All I can think of now is that meme about there are obvs only four kinds of people: the brave, the clever, the evil, and everyone else...... 😂

However I bloody love those books, and yes Ravenclaw. I take issue with Gryffindor.... JKR, Maya, many other fantastic women who have taken some of the hardest hits of trying to get women's and children's rights equally considered, are not only clever but some of the bravest women I've ever known of.

Ravenclaw, though I do have a hankering for that other school of wizardry with the cute little blue outfits, I am sure they have no truck with gender woo, and if any male students tried to claim they wanted to attend because otherwise their feelingz would be hurt they would be sorted out pdq.

Company on the overthinking bench!!!!

I would love to be in Ravenclaw but I am very worried that so many children are forced to transition at the age of 11. Could I be the Wizarding World's Hilary Cass?

Welcome to ... the rest.

I'll concede that Glinner fits the bill, at least....

I just realised that sounds like an insult, which was not intended! I just think that he is conspicuously brave.

Well I'm in Ravenclaw anyway so that works well!

Same. Ravenclaw has always been my second house though.

Ha 😅

I already identified as Ravenclaw. 😄

Ravenclaw, obviously.

But given the courage it takes to speak out in the current climate I really feel TERFs ought to be Gryffindors.

Not My Neville?

I would have said:

Gryffindor: TERFs
Hufflepuff: Be Kind
Ravenclaw: Don't believe in the gender fairy but prefer an easy life
Slytherin: Stonewall, Mermaids, Owen Jones, Billy Brag etc.