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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Just for fun, your Hogwarts house, based on your gender views?

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theilltemperedclavecinist · 12/12/2023 16:42

Gryffindor

Gender Identity is real, and takes precedence over reality. Unbelievers will be punished.

You are: Stonewall; The Witchfinder General.

Hufflepuff

Gender Identity is real, and takes precedence over reality, but the existence of unbelievers is grudgingly acknowledged. Unbelievers will be tutted at, and shunned.

You are: A Liberal Feminist; The Church of England circa 1950.

Ravenclaw

Gender Identity is not real, and reality should take precedence, but the existence of believers is acknowledged and wearily accepted. May attempt to deprogram Hufflepuffs, with variable results.

You are: a TERF; a suspected witch.

Slytherin

Gender Identity is not real, and biology is destiny. Attempts to escape current local cultural norms for your sex (up to and including 'transitioning') may actually be a capital offence.

You are: one of the few UN states that currently ban transitioning; The Taliban.

To those who take issue with the allocation of TRAs to Gryffindor - come now! We all know that Gryffindors are self-righteous idiots with main character syndrome.

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WandaWomblesaurus · 16/12/2023 11:07

Baircasolly · 13/12/2023 13:59

Spot on. Gryffindors have massive white Knight syndrome, and like to blunder into situations with a "cause" rather than any kind of rational thought.

I think this also highlights perfectly how Ravenclaw and Slytherin hold very different viewpoints, despite the Gryffindors insistence that the Ravenclaws are just a bunch of bigotted Slytherins.

A lot of TRAs would have classed themselves as Gryffindors previously.
They think they are fighting the brave fight.

All the houses have their brilliant people. And all the houses have their idiots.

WandaWomblesaurus · 16/12/2023 11:12

From the TRA side,

Gryffindors would be making the noise and speeches. Shouting about existing.

Ravenclaw - Judith Butler academic types, eyes shut, mouth spouting word salad like a malfunctioning A.I.

Hufflepuffs - Stubbornly not listening, wearing their rainbow lanyards in the NHS and not thinking about it.

Slytherin - men secretly stealing their wives clothes. Or the girls who make social media channels about chestbinders and body hatred.

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